The Interrogation

  • Season 1 , Ep 3
  • 04/20/2011
  • Views: 34,517

After tying up two burglars, Adam, Blake and Ders try to find out what Joe Biden wants. (2:56)

- ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO THIS.

- WE'RE DOING IT.

[loud intercom beep]

- WARNING.

YOU HAVE ACTIVATEDTHE LASER ALARM SYSTEM.

THESE ARENOT LASER POINTERS.

THEY'RE REAL LASERSTHAT BURN THROUGH HUMAN FLESH.

YOU'RE PROBABLY LIKE...LASERS IN AN OFFICE BUIL...

ANYWAYS, YOU SHOULDBE REALLY FREAKED OUT.

ADAM, THAT'S YOUR CUE.

- LEROY JENKINS!

both: [coughing]

- GOD DAMN IT, LEROY.

- SORRY,I HAD TO DO IT.

I'M KIND OF A MAVERICK

AND I JUST DON'TGIVE A SHOOT, YOU KNOW?

YOU GUYS FEEL METHOUGH, RIGHT?

- I FEEL YOU.YOU'RE LIKE MY NEW HERO.

- MAYBE WE SHOULDTIE THEM UP.

- OKAY.- YEAH.

- SO YOU THOUGHT YOUCOULD JUST COME IN HERE

AND THROW DOWN ON OUR TURF?

ON OUR TURF?THAT'S WHAT YOU THOUGHT?

- I GUESS YOU GUYSFORGOT TO EXPECT

THE UNEXPECTED!

- LIKE I SAID,I'M WITH TECH SUPPORT.

I MET YOU, LIKE,SIX HOURS AGO.

THIS IS MY PART--THIS IS MY PARTNER, CORY.

- OH, VERY CLEVER.

SO YOU COMEIN DURING THE DAY

HIDDEN IN PLAIN SIGHTTO CASE THE JOINT.

- YOU ARE NOTGONNA GET THE CODES.

BUT YOU WILL TELL USWHAT JOE BIDEN'S AFTER.

- WHAT DOESJOE BIDEN WANT?

- PLEASE,JUST DON'T HURT US.

- [laughing]US HURT YOU?

THAT'S HILARIOUS,WE'RE NOT THE ONES

DROPPING KNIVESIN BATHROOMS.

THAT'S RIGHT, I WASIN THERE WATCHING YOU.

- I CARRY A KNIFE WITH MEBECAUSE I WAS SEXUALLY ASSAULTED

IN A MALL FOOD COURTLAST SPRING.

SORRY I LIKETO FEEL PROTECTED.

- I'M SORRY.

- WE'RE JUST HERETO REBOOT THE SYSTEM.

WE CAN'T--WE CAN'TDO IT DURING THE DAY

WHEN THE SERVERS AREIN USE.

- RIGHT!- YEAH.

OKAY! LIKE I CAN'TTEST YOUR LITTLE LIE, BUDDY?

I CAN JUST OPEN UPA PROGRAM RIGHT HERE--

HOLY [bleep],THIS IS FAST.

DID YOU INSTALLSNOW LEOPARD FOR PC ON THIS?

- NO WAY, LET ME SEE.- THIS IS GOOD.

- WOW, LOOK AT ALL THOSE TABS.

- WAIT, ARE YOU PRINTINGAND WATCHING A VIDEO?

- I DON'T KNOWWHAT I'M DOING RIGHT NOW.

- [chuckles]UM, SO HEY, UM...

OUR COLLECTIVE BAD.

I COULD'VE SWORNYOU HAD A GUN.

NOPE, THAT'S A PAGER.YOU STILL GOT ONE OF THOSE.

- THAT'S A COMMON MISTAKE.

SO...

DO YOU GUYS LIKE SHROOMS?

both: YES, PLEASE.

- ♪ CATHERINEZETA-JONES ♪

♪ SHE DIPSBENEATH THE LASERS ♪

♪ OOH

all:♪ SHE HAS ENTRAPPED ME

♪ AND SEAN CONNERY

♪ OOH

♪ CATHERINE ZETA-JONES

♪ SHE DIPSBENEATH LASERS ♪

♪ OOH, OH

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