There is some nice, fun parts
about, like, being--you know,dating and meeting someone new.
Crushes, which I thinkare overrated.
I don't know if I--yeah, [bleep] crushes.
Does anyone ever--it's never good.
Crushes don't end well.
That, I know for sure.
Crushes never end well.
Crushes end in two ways:
heartbreak or murder.
You're either gonna listento sad songs
or get rid of a handful of teethinto a lake.
That's what's gonna happen.
Is that--that's probablytoo dark on that one.
What I'm trying to say is,I have a crush on someone.
Be at peace.
I do--I can tell that I'm moremature because of this crush.
Like, I can tell I'ma little bit more of a grownup
because of this crush,
because when I had crusheswhen I was a teenager,
it was very, like,childlike and innocent,
and I was just like,"I just want to hold her hand
and kiss her face."
And now, at 32,when I have a crush,
I'm like,"I want to eat her butt.
"Like, I want to eat it,
like, consistently put my mouthon her worst place."
[growls and laughs]
And now I'm single,and it's like, you know,
there's guys out therethat are very, like,
"I'm ready to crush some pussy."
No woman--women don't want that.
If I ever met a girlthat was like,
"Destroy my vagina."
You should probablycall your dad.
I think there's some deep issuesbubbling under the surface.
I feel they'reout of my pay grade.