Slovin & Allen - Abbott & Costello

  • Season 5 , Ep 4
  • 07/15/2001
  • Views: 10,843

Tino Martinez is on first. (3:18)

ALLEN>> YES.

SLOVIN>> YEAH, IT'S GREAT

TO BE HERE.

ALLEN>> HUDSON THEATER.

SLOVIN>> LOOK AT THIS PLACE.

ALLEN>> THE HISTORY OF

THIS THEATER.

LOOK AT IT.

SLOVIN>> THIS PLACE,

THE HUDSON THEATER, ONE OF

THE GREAT VAUDEVILLE HOUSES.

ALLEN>> ABSOLUTELY.

SLOVIN>> ONE OF NEW YORK'S

GREAT VAUDEVILLE HOUSES.

FOR US IT IS A REAL THRILL

TO BE PERFORMING ON THIS STAGE

WHERE SO MANY OF COMEDY'S

PIONEERS PERFORMED.

ALLEN>> SO WE'D LIKE TO BEGIN

OUR SHOW BY HONORING ONE OF

THE GREAT COMEDY DUOS

OF ALL TIME, ABBOT AND COSTELLO.

BY PERFORMING OUR VERSION

OF THEIR CLASSIC COMEDY ROUTINE,

'WHO'S ON FIRST'.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

'WHO'S ON FIRST'

STILL A FAN FAVORITE

ALL OVER THE WORLD.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

ALLEN>> VERY POPULAR IN PARIS.

SLOVIN>> SURE.

ALSO VERY POPULAR IN FRANCE.

(LAUGHTER)

ALLEN>> SO WE NOW BRING YOU...

(LAUGHTER)

OUR VERSION OF 'WHO'S ON FIRST'.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

ALLEN>> WELL, SLOVIN, JOE TORRE

THE MANAGER OF THE YANKEES

GAVE ME A JOB COACHING

FOR AS LONG AS YOUR ON THE TEAM.

SLOVIN>> WELL, BEING A COACH,

YOU MUST KNOW ALL THE PLAYERS.

ALLEN>> I CERTAINLY DO.

SLOVIN>> WELL, YOU KNOW,

I NEVER MET THE GUYS,

SO YOU'LL HAVE TO TELL ME

ALL THERE NAMES.

SO I KNOW WHO'S PLAYING

ON THE TEAM.

ALLEN>> OH, I'LL TELL YOU

THE NAMES.

BUT YOU KNOW, STRANGE AS IT

MAY SEEM, THEY GIVE THESE BALL

PLAYERS THESE DAYS VERY PECULIAR

NAMES.

SLOVIN>> YOU MEAN FUNNY NAMES?

ALLEN>> STRANGE NAMES,

PET NAMES.

SLOVIN>> DON'T WORRY

JUST TELL ME THE NAMES.

ALLEN>> ALL RIGHT.

WELL LET'S SEE.

WE HAVE ON THE BAGS, WE HAVE,

WHO'S ON FIRST.

OH, TINO MARTINEZ IS ON FIRST.

AH, CHUCK NAWBUCKS ON SECOND.

SCOTT BROCIOUS IS ON THIRD.

SLOVIN>> THAT'S WHAT I WANT

TO FIND OUT.

ALLEN>> I SAY, TINO MARTINEZ

IS ON FIRST, CHUCK NAWBUCKS

ON SECOND, SCOTT BROCIOUS

IS ON THIRD.

SLOVIN>> ARE YOU THE MANAGER?

ALLEN>> YES.

SLOVIN>> YOU GOING TO BE

THE COACH, TOO?

ALLEN>> YES.

SLOVIN>> YOU KNOW THE FELLOW'S

NAMES?

ALLEN>> WELL, I SHOULD.

SLOVIN>> WELL, THEN

TINO MARTINEZ IS ON FIRST?

ALLEN>> YES.

NAME.

ALLEN>> TINO MARTINEZ.

SLOVIN>> THE GUY ON FIRST?

ALLEN>> TINO MARTINEZ.

SLOVIN>> THE FIRST BASEMAN?

ALLEN>> TINO MARTINEZ.

SLOVIN>> THE GUY PLAYING FIRST?

ALLEN>> TINO MARTINEZ

IS ON FIRST.

SLOVIN>> I'M ASKING YOU

TINO MARTINEZ IS ON FIRST.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

ALLEN>> THAT'S THE MAN'S NAME.

SLOVIN>> THAT'S TINO MARTINEZ'

NAME.

ALLEN>> YES.

SLOVIN>> WELL, GO AND TELL ME.

ALLEN>> THAT'S IT.

SLOVIN>> THAT'S TINO MARTINEZ.

ALLEN>> YES.

SLOVIN>> LOOK, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK,

LOOK, LOOK, YOU GOT A FIRST

BASEMAN ON THAT TEAM?

ALLEN>> CERTAINLY.

SLOVIN>> ALL RIGHT.

WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IS,

CHUCK NAWBUCKS THE GUYS NAME

ON FIRST BASE.

ALLEN>> NO, CHUCK NAWBUCKS

ON SECOND.

SLOVIN?>> I'M NOT ASKING

TINO MARTINEZ IS ON SECOND.

ALLEN>> TITO MARTINEZ

IS ON FIRST.

SLOVIN>> SCOTT BROCIOUS.

ALLEN>> OH, HE'S ON THIRD.

WE'RE NOT EVEN TALKING

ABOUT HIM.

SLOVIN>> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

HOW'D I GET TO THIRD BASE?

ALLEN>> YOU MENTIONED

THE PLAYERS NAME.

SLOVIN>> IF I MENTIONED

THE THIRD BASEMAN'S NAME,

TINO MARTINEZ DID I SAY

ALLEN>> TINO MARTINEZ

IS ON FIRST.

SLOVIN>> CHUCK NAWBUCKS

ON FIRST.

ALLEN>> CHUCK NAWBUCKS

IS ON SECOND.

SLOVIN>> SCOTT BROCIOUS.

ALLEN>> HE'S ON THIRD.

SLOVIN>> HERE WE GO BACK TO

THIRD AGAIN.

LOOK WILL YOU STAY ON THIRD BASE

AND DON'T GET OFF IT.

ALLEN>> ALL RIGHT.

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?

SLOVIN>> NOW, TINO MARTINEZ

IS PLAYING THIRD BASE.

ALLEN>> WHY DO YOU INSIST ON

PUTTING TINO MARTINEZ ON THIRD?

SLOVIN>> CHUCK NAWBUCKS

I WANT TO PUT HIM ON THIRD.

ALLEN>> CHUCK NAWBUCKS

IS ON SECOND.

SLOVIN>> NO.

TINO MARTINEZ ON SECOND?

ALLEN>> TINO MARTINEZ

IS ON FIRST.

SLOVIN>> SCOTT BROCIOUS.

SLOVIN & ALLEN>> THIRD BASE!!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

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