Darrell Hammond - Former Presidents

Hammond, House, Pinataland Season 2, Ep 206 05/30/1998 Views: 2,035

Former President George H.W. Bush stuttered like Porky Pig. (2:16)

LIKE GEORGE BUSH HAD A MEAN STREAK.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN ?

BUSH WOULD TRY TO BE COOL,BUT HE COULDN'T HELP HIMSELF.

HE'D START SHAKING.

YOU KNOW HE'D START SHAKING.

( stuttering )

DIDN'T HE ?

HE'D TRY TO START COOL BUT HE'DSTUTTER HIS WAY TO HIS HEART.

IT'S LIKE A PORKY PIG THING WITH HIM.

GEORGE, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO ABOUT HUSSEIN IN KUWAIT ?

SANCTION.

EMBARGO.

SHOOT HIM !

YOU KNOW HE WAS NEVER REALLY A DIPLOMAT, THAT BUSH.

WHEN HE WAS VICE PRESIDENTAND REAGAN WOULD BE TALKING,

IT WAS SO FUNNY CAUSE YOUCOULD CATCH BUSH SITTINGBEHIND REAGAN LOOKING AT HIM,

LIKE YOUR DOG LOOKS AT YOUR ANSWERING MACHINE WHEN YOUR VOICE IS COMING OUT.

HUH ?

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS ?

WHAT THE HELL IS HE TALKING ABOUT ?

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN ?

CAUSE REAGAN COULD REALLY DRIVE YOU NUTS.

NO DISRESPECT, BUT HE COULD.

CAUSE HE'S PROBABLY THE ONLY HUMAN IN HISTORY THAT COULD SAY NOTHING

BUT SOUND LIKE HE SAID SOMETHING.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN ?

YOU COULD SAY, MR. REAGAN, I HAVE A PHOTO OF YOU AND OLLIE NORTH

LOADING GUNS INTOA TRUNK OF A CAR.

THE AYATOLLAH KHOMEINIBEHIND THE WHEEL.

DO YOU WANT TO COMMENT ON THAT, SIR ?

REAGAN: "WELL,

"IF YOU TAKE A BICYCLE PUMP

"AND LEAVE IT OUTSIDE OVERNIGHT.

"NEXT QUESTION."