Uncensored - Katt Williams - Candidate Herman Cain

Katt Williams: Kattpacalypse Season 1, Ep 101 02/23/2013 Views: 17,613

Katt Williams reveals two reasons why Herman Cain could never be president. (2:34)

>> WHITE PEOPLE,LET ME TELL YOU THIS.

EVERY TIME YOU SEE A NIGGER,THAT DOES NOT MEAN THAT NIGGER

HAS BEEN ENDORSED BY OTHERNIGGERS.

WHITE PEOPLE, LET ME STAND HEREIN FRONT OF ALL THESE NIGGERS

AND SAY PUBLICLYWE WERE SO MOTHERFUCKING

EMBARRASSEDWHEN HERMAN

"BLACK JIMINY THE CRICKET ASS"CAIN CAME OUT

THE GODDAMN WOODWORK.

WHITE PEOPLE, DO YOU SEE US?

LOOK AT NIGGERS.

WE...

WE HAD NO IDEA, WHITE PEOPLE.

WE HAD NO...

AND SOME WHITE PEOPLE ARELOOKING AT ME LIKE,

"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT,HIM FUCKING PEOPLE?"

NO.

NO, WE DIDN'T CLEAR THAT NIGGER.

WE DID NOT CLEAR THIS NIGGER,WHITE PEOPLE.

DO YOU HEAR ME?

DIDN'T NOBODY KNOW THIS NIGGER.

THIS NIGGER...

WHITE PEOPLE, LET ME SAY,WHEN NIGGERS FOUND OUT

WHAT THIS NIGGER'SQUALIFICATIONS WAS

FOR RUNNING THE COUNTRY,WHEN WE FOUND OUT

THIS NIGGER SOLD PIZZA...

LET ME USE YOUR WORD,WHITE PEOPLE.

WE WERE FLABBERGASTED.

THE AUDACITY OF THIS NIGGER.

YOU GO GET YOURGOOD-PIZZA-SELLING-ASS

ON SOMEWHERE, HERMAN.

NIGGERS HAD HAD A HARD ENOUGHTIME TRYING TO GODDAMN STICK UP

FOR BARACK.

HERE COME HERMAN CAIN.

STUPID-ASS NIGGER, YOU CAN'T BENO GODDAMN PRESIDENT.

NIGGER, YOUR NAME ISHERMAN CAIN.

THAT'S TWO REASONS YOU CAN'T BEPRESIDENT, NIGGER.

YOUR FIRST NAME IS HERMAN,NIGGER.

YOU CAN'T BE PRESIDENT IF YOURNAME IS HERMAN, NIGGER.

SAY IT THREE TIMES.

HERMAN, HERMAN, HERMAN.

LISTEN TO THAT.

WE ALREADY HAD A FAMOUS HERMAN.

HE WAS A MONSTER, NIGGER.

YOU CAN'T BE NO GODDAMNPRESIDENT.

TALKING ABOUT YOU SOLD SOMEGODDAMN PIZZA.

TO WHO?

YOU DIDN'T SELL IT TO NIGGERS.

WHITE PEOPLE, WE NEVER HEARD OFGODDAMN GODFATHER'S PIZZA,

LET ALONE HAVE A SLICE.

THAT NIGGER AIN'T BEEN BEATINGDOMINOS.

DOMINOS BEEN BEATING THE DOGSHIT OUT OF THAT GODDAMN PIZZA

PLACE.

HE CAN'T EVEN BEATLITTLE CAESARS.

AND LITTLE CAESARS AIN'T EVENEVERYWHERE.

HE SURE AIN'T GONNA BEATPAPA JOHN.

THAT MOTHERFUCKER'S ON CRACKOR SOMETHING.

HE WANT TO MAKE THE PIZZA,DELIVER THE PIZZA,

EAT THE PIZZA,BE IN THE COMMERCIAL...

"PAPA JOHN'S."

YOU AIN'T GONNA BE ABLETO BEAT HIM, HERMAN.

YOUR LAST NAME IS CAIN, NIGGER.

YOU KILLED ABEL, NIGGER.

IF YOU DON'T GET THE FUCK UPOUT OF HERE,