New Facebook Groups - A Pit Bull Named Pitbull

  • Season 1 , Ep 1002
  • 01/07/2014
  • Views: 1,745

Chris asks the comedians to create new Facebook groups with limited appeal. (1:35)

THIS IS CALLED NEW FACEBOOK

GROUPS.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

FACEBOOK IS LOUSY WITH ALL KIND

OF TERRIBLE FACEBOOK GROUPS

THAT SOMEHOW HAVE HUNDREDS OF

MEMBERS LIKE DRESSING UP AS AN

APPLE AND CHASING FAT PEOPLE.

WHICH IS REAL.

OR ALIEN INTERVENTION RESISTANCE

GROUP.

OR I HATE WHEN ONE OF THE

STRINGS OF MY HOODIE BECOMES

LONGER THAN THE OTHER.

THAT HAS 1.3 MILLION LIKES BY

THE WAY.

1.3 MILLION.

THAT CAT CAME OUT OF SOME

WOMAN'S VAGINA!

(LAUGHTER)

OVER ON ETSY.

COMEDIANS YOU HAVE 60 SECONDS TO

COME UP WITH FACEBOOK GROUPS

THAT NO SANE PERSON WOULD WANT

TO JOIN.

EACH FACEBOOK GROUP THAT MAKES

ME AND THE AUDIENCE LAUGH GET

250 POINTS.

60 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK STARTING

NOW.

MOSHE KASHER.

>> ADULT CHILDREN OF

CHOCOHOLICS.

>> Chris: POINTS.

GRACE?

>> SCABIES BEANIE BABIES.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: BEANIE SCABIES.

POINTS.

MOSHE?

>> WHITE MEN THAT HAVE SLEPT

WITH KIM KARDASHIAN.

>> Chris: ONE MEMBER.

ONE GUY.

>> JUST ONE GUY.

>> Chris: ONE GUY, YEAH.

GRACE HELBIG?

>> THE OTHER TWO MEMBERS OF

DESTINY'S CHILD.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: POINTS.

GOOD CALL BACK.

DOUG BENSON?

>> FANS OF GRAVITY, NOT THE

MOVIE.

>> Chris: THAT SHOULD HAVE A

LOT, BUT NOT AS MUCH AS THE

HOODIE ONE.

POINTS.

GRACE HELBIG.

>> I NAMED MY PITBULL PITBULL

AFTER THE MUSIC ARTIST PITBULL.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Chris: POINTS.

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