THE MEN FOLK.
I DO.
I ENJOY THE MEN FOLK BUT--
AND I HAVE MANY BROTHERS,
BUT I HATE THE PRACTICAL JOKE.
YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE ABOUT THE
PRACTICAL JOKE?
WHEN IT DOESN'T HAPPEN,
THAT'S MY FAVORITE PART.
AND--
BUT NOW, I--
COMICS THAT SET ME UP ON
PRACTICAL JOKES--
I HAVE A FRIEND OF MINE
WHO TOLD ME, FOR EXAMPLE,
THAT I COULD GET A MASSAGE DOWN
ON VENICE BEACH FOR CHEAP,
DOWN ON MUSCLE BEACH.
YOU CAN GET TOUCHED.
(LAUGHTER)
I WENT TO VENICE BEACH,
SHORTS AND A T-SHIRT.
THEY GOT TABLES, THEY GOT TENTS
SET UP.
AND I'M ON THE BEACH, RIGHT?
AND IT'S ALL HAPPENING.
I'VE GOT SHORTS AND A T-SHIRT.
I GO UP TO THE GUY THAT I'M TOLD
TO GO TO, OLD CHINESE DUDE,
MR. LEE, AND I LAY ON THE TABLE
AND HE STARTS WORKING ON MY
BACK.
AND IT'S GREAT.
IT'S GREAT!
YAY!
AND THEN HE STARTS WORKING
ON MY LEGS.
AND HE'S WORKING UP MY LEGS.
AND HE'S WORKING UP MY LEGS!
UNTIL I AM FORCED TO SAY TO
MR. LEE, "HEY, THAT'S WHERE
I KEEP MY VAGINA.
(LAUGHTER)
YOU'RE GONNA NEED TO MOVE TO
THE OTHER LEG, OR UP TO THE LEFT
AND FASTER."
(LAUGHTER)
ONE OF THE TWO BECAUSE I AM NOT
MADE OF STONE, AS I HAVE POINTED
OUT.
AND THEN HE MOVED TO THE OTHER
LEG, AND NO ONE WAS MORE
DISAPPOINTED THAN I.
(LAUGHTER)
ANOTHER 90 SECONDS, BEST TIP
OF THE DAY.
I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH LIVE