Jackie Kashian - Massage on Venice Beach

  • Season 7 , Ep 4
  • 02/27/2003
  • Views: 3,607

You can get touched, but it's not exactly a massage. (1:27)

THE MEN FOLK.

I DO.

I ENJOY THE MEN FOLK BUT--

AND I HAVE MANY BROTHERS,

BUT I HATE THE PRACTICAL JOKE.

YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE ABOUT THE

PRACTICAL JOKE?

WHEN IT DOESN'T HAPPEN,

THAT'S MY FAVORITE PART.

AND--

BUT NOW, I--

COMICS THAT SET ME UP ON

PRACTICAL JOKES--

I HAVE A FRIEND OF MINE

WHO TOLD ME, FOR EXAMPLE,

THAT I COULD GET A MASSAGE DOWN

ON VENICE BEACH FOR CHEAP,

DOWN ON MUSCLE BEACH.

YOU CAN GET TOUCHED.

(LAUGHTER)

I WENT TO VENICE BEACH,

SHORTS AND A T-SHIRT.

THEY GOT TABLES, THEY GOT TENTS

SET UP.

AND I'M ON THE BEACH, RIGHT?

AND IT'S ALL HAPPENING.

I'VE GOT SHORTS AND A T-SHIRT.

I GO UP TO THE GUY THAT I'M TOLD

TO GO TO, OLD CHINESE DUDE,

MR. LEE, AND I LAY ON THE TABLE

AND HE STARTS WORKING ON MY

BACK.

AND IT'S GREAT.

IT'S GREAT!

YAY!

AND THEN HE STARTS WORKING

ON MY LEGS.

AND HE'S WORKING UP MY LEGS.

AND HE'S WORKING UP MY LEGS!

UNTIL I AM FORCED TO SAY TO

MR. LEE, "HEY, THAT'S WHERE

I KEEP MY VAGINA.

(LAUGHTER)

YOU'RE GONNA NEED TO MOVE TO

THE OTHER LEG, OR UP TO THE LEFT

AND FASTER."

(LAUGHTER)

ONE OF THE TWO BECAUSE I AM NOT

MADE OF STONE, AS I HAVE POINTED

OUT.

AND THEN HE MOVED TO THE OTHER

LEG, AND NO ONE WAS MORE

DISAPPOINTED THAN I.

(LAUGHTER)

ANOTHER 90 SECONDS, BEST TIP

OF THE DAY.

I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH LIVE

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