Jon Reep - Drive-Through

Reep, Mintz, Fowler, Lampanelli Season 8, Ep 0804 03/04/2005 Views: 32,556

Jon used to terrorize his Burger King. (2:16)

I'M FROM A SMALL TOWN, YOU KNOW.

AND IF YOU'RE FROM A SMALL TOWN,

YOU GOT TO LEARN TO BE

ENTERTAINED BY THE SIMPLE THINGS

IN LIFE, YOU KNOW, LIKE THE

BURGER KING.

[LAUGHTER]

AND I'M NOT SAYING THAT WRONG,

EITHER.

IT'S NOT A BURGER KING,

LIKE THERE MIGHT BE SEVERAL.

[LAUGHTER]

YOU KNOW THERE'S THE

BURGER KING.

[GASPS]

WHOO!

WE USED TO TERRORIZE OUR

BURGER KING, MAN.

WE DID.

I REMEMBER ONE TIME I WENT

THROUGH THEIR DRIVE-THRU.

AND ON THE MENU OF THE

DRIVE-THRU THEY HAD A SIGN UP

THERE SAID "INTERCOM BROKE,

PLEASE DRIVE AROUND".

[LAUGHTER]

DON'T WE ALREADY DO THAT?

[LAUGHTER]

WE GOT TIRED OF THAT SIGN.

SO WE MADE UP OUR OWN SIGN,

PUT IT UP THERE WHEN NOBODY

WAS LOOKIN' TO READ

"INTERCOM BROKE, PLEASE SHOUT

YOUR ORDER".

[LAUGHTER]

PEOPLE PULL UP LIKE THIS.

THEY WANT ME TO SHOUT MY ORDER?

[LAUGHTER]

I WANT A NUMBER 3!

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

HELLO!

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

IT SAYS SHOUT.

[LAUGHTER]

MAN, WE HAD SO MUCH FUN WITH

THAT ONE.

AFTER WHILE WE JUST STARTED

MAKIN' UP ALL KINDS OF RANDOM

SIGNS JUST TO SEE HOW FAR PEOPLE

WOULD TAKE IT.

YOU KNOW, LIKE FREE WHOPPER IF

YOU CAN LAY A PATCH OF TIRE

RUBBER FROM HERE TO THE SECOND

WINDOW.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

YEAH...

[SOUND OF TIRES SCREECHING]

[LAUGHTER]

HI.

[CHEERS, WHISTLES & APPLAUSE]

WHAT DO YOU CALL THAT?

HUH?

LOOKS LIKE A WHOPPER TO ME.

[LAUGHTER]