Ability - Unicycles

  • Ep 2
  • 02/11/2010
  • Views: 30,454

The population of men who ride unicycles is not reproducing, and a demographic crisis is fast approaching. (1:12)

- HEY.

THIS IS IMPORTANT.

THE ABILITY TO RIDEA UNICYCLE

IS DISAPPEARINGFROM THE HUMAN POPULATION.

FOR SOME REASON,MEN WHO RIDE UNICYCLES

ARE NOT REPRODUCING.

MEN LIKE THIS.

SCIENTISTS DON'T KNOW WHY,

BUT ONE STUDY SUGGESTSTHAN WHEN A WOMAN

SEES A MANRIDING A UNICYCLE,

A HORMONEIS SECRETED IN HER BRAIN

THAT NEUTRALIZES HER DESIRETO SEE ANYTHING SEXUAL...

LET ALONE HAVE CHILDREN.

SO WHAT CAN WE DO TO STOPUNICYCLISTS FROM GOING EXTINCT?

IF YOU RIDE A UNICYCLE,

HIDE YOUR IDENTITY.

WEAR A MASKTO DISGUISE YOUR FACE

FROM ANY POTENTIAL PARTNERS.

THAT WAY, SHE WON'T KNOWWHO YOU ARE,

AND LATERYOU CAN TALK TO HER.

KEEP THAT UNICYCLE HIDDEN.

OR DEVELOP A HOBBYTHAT WILL AT LEAST OVERRIDE

THE UNCOOLNESSOF THE UNICYCLE,

LIKE PLAYING GUITAR.

AND WHAT CAN WOMEN DO?

NOT MUCH,

EXCEPT TO FIND THIS ATTRACTIVE.

THANK YOU.THIS IS IMPORTANT.

[applause]

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