Kevin Hart - Mad at Your Kids

Kevin Hart: I'm a Grown Little Man Season 1, Ep 0101 02/03/2009 Views: 191,586

Kevin Hart explains how he deals with his son embarrassing him and why he argues with his daughter so much. (2:02)

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YOU EVER TRY AND TALK TO AGIRL WITH CAR SEATS IN YOUR CAR?

IT WON'T HAPPEN.

IT'S DEPRESSING, MAN.

"COME HERE, BABY.

LET ME TALK TO YOUFOR A SECOND."

"UH-UH, WHAT'S THATIN THE BACK?"

"BITCH, LOOK AT ME.

DON'T FOCUS ON THE NEGATIVE.

JUST LOOK AT THE POSITIVE, NOW.

I'M TRYING TO TALK TO YOUABOUT SOME SERIOUS STUFF, NOW."

KIDS, MAN.

KIDS CHANGE YOUR LIFE,MAKE YOU REALIZE

THAT THINGS ARE DIFFERENT.

I KNOW I'M GETTING OLDER NOW,BECAUSE OF MY KIDS.

I'M STARTING TO FUSS A LOT.

THE OLDER YOU GET,THAT'S WHAT YOU DO:

YOU JUST WAKE UP ANGRY.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELLI BE MAD AT.

YOU JUST WAKE UP MAD.

WHEN YOU GOT MORE THAN ONE KID,YOU JUST WAKE UP ANGRY.

"HEY, WHO GOT THE THINGWITH THE [bleep] IN IT?

ALL RIGHT, NOW!

WHERE'S--ALL RIGHT, HEY!

HEADS IN BEDS RIGHT NOW!"I DON'T EVEN KNOW

WHAT THAT MEANS.

HEADS IN BEDS!

THAT'S MY [bleep].

MY SON, I JUST YELL AT MY SON,'CAUSE--HE'S NINE MONTHS.

HE'S A MAN, THOUGH,SO I YELL AT HIM JUST BECAUSE.

I GET MAD.

"HOLD YOUR HEAD STILL, BOY!"ALL DAY.

THAT [bleep] SO DAMNEMBARRASSING.

THAT [bleep] PISSES ME OFF, MAN.

YOU KNOW HOW STUPIDTHAT MAKE YOU LOOK

WHEN COMPANY COME OVERAND YOUR BABY JUST--

"WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR BABY?""I DON'T KNOW.

PUT HIM ON THE STOMACH."

HE STILL BE TRYING.

THAT'S MY DAMN KID, THOUGH.

I DIDN'T KNOW THAT YOU COULDGET MAD AT KIDS TO THE POINT

WHERE YOU WANT TO FIGHT.

YOU CAN WANT TO FIGHT A KID,MAN.

KIDS ARE ASS[bleep].

MY DAUGHTER IS AN ASS[bleep].

SHE IS.

WE ARGUE.

ME AND MY DAUGHTER HONESTLYARGUE.

SHE CAN'T EVEN TALK.

SHE KNOWS A COUPLE WORDS, RIGHT?

SHE CAN PUT A COUPLE SENTENCESTOGETHER.

BUT IT'S LIKE EVERY TIMEI TELL HER SOMETHING, SHE ALWAYS

GOT SOMETHING TO SAY BACK.

IT DON'T MATTER WHAT I SAY;SHE ALWAYS GOT TO GIVE ME

SOMETHING BACK,AND IT MAKES ME MAD.

WE GOT INTO AN ARGUMENTOVER JUICE THE OTHER DAY.

SHE CAME INTO THE ROOM.

SHE WAS LIKE, "DADDY, JUICE."

I SAID, "NO, YOU HADENOUGH JUICE.

GO GET SOME WATER."

AND SHE LOOKED AT ME.

SHE WAS LIKE:[speaking nonsense]

"JUICE."

AND I LOOKED AT HER.

"WHO THE [bleep] YOU THINKYOU TALKING TO?