Neal Brennan - We Have Enough Porn

  • Season 1 , Ep 103
  • 05/18/2012
  • Views: 7,491

As Neal Brennan's gotten older, his fantasies have changed. (1:18)

We live in a porny-ass world,don't we?

Just gets pornier by the day.

Hey, by the way,if you work in porn,

I don't know if youand your coworkers know this,

but we have enough porn.

You don't haveto keep making it.

You did a great job,we appreciate your service,

but you can shut it down.

If you make porn

or if you make those Croc shoes,we're good.

Porn used to amaze me.

I'd be like, "How'd they getthat man and that lady

to have sex at that bakery?"

But now, the older I get,the more I realize,

men and women having sex isthe easy part of relationships.

You know what's likea fantasy to me now?

You know what would be pornto me today?

Just video of a man and a womangetting along.

Like, wait, he has to work late

and she's not goingto take it personally?

Oh, that's hot.

Wait, they wentto a party together

and they want to leaveat the same exact time?

Oh, my God, where do they findthese people?

Wait, she wants to talkabout the new duvet cover,

he doesn't give a crap,

and she doesn't give a crapthat he doesn't give a crap?

Oh, that's goingto make me finish.

(crowd groans)

(Brennan laughs)

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