Mario Cantone - Roberto Benigni

  • Season 2 , Ep 9
  • 07/16/1999
  • Views: 3,279

OH!

( mimicking ):AH, I FEEL LIKE ROBERTO BENIGNI.

THE GIANT THAT I FEEL!

FOR ALL OF YOU!

IT'S INSIDE MY COLON!

THE JOY IN MY COLON

I WANT TO SPRAYALL OVER THE PEOPLE!

I FEEL I WANT TO DINE WITH YOUON MY WIFE'S VAGINA

TO TAKE THE SEMINAL FLUIDSTO SPRAY ALL...

I FEEL THE JOY LIKE AN ANIMALINSIDE OF ME

FEELING UP FROM MY COLON.

AW, SHUT UP!

OH, I CAN'T WITH HIM.

BETWEEN HIM AND GIULIANI

I DON'T WANTTO BE ITALIAN ANYMORE.

THEN THE PRE-SHOW OF THE OSCARSWITH JOAN AND MELISSA?

THEY CAN'T HEAR EACH OTHER.

THEY DON'T KNOWWHAT SHE'S SAYING.

MELISSA, WHO DO YOU HAVEUP THERE?

MOTHER, MOTHER!

I HAVE JULIETTE BINOCHE.

WHO?

JULIETTE BIN...

WHO?

JULIETTE BINOCHE.

I NEED SOME BRIOCHE.

I'M SO HUNGRY.

SEND IT DOWN HERE!

MOTHER, I HAVE RALPH FIENNES.

I'M FINE.

NO, RALPH FIENNES.

I'M FINE!

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