Gary Valentine - New York Pizza

Valentine, Bamford, Tosh, Robinson Season 3, Ep 0302 12/07/1999 Views: 8,616

New York pizza is great because it's made by little Italian guys. (1:25)

I'M FROM HERE.

I LIVE OUT IN LOS ANGELES NOW,YOU KNOW?

I LOVE IT HERE.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MISS?

THE PIZZA. THIS ISTHE BEST PIZZA IN THE WORLD.

I MISS THE PIZZA AND I MISSTHE GUY THAT MAKES IT.

LIKE, IN L.A., YOU GET, LIKE,A BLOND-HAIRED KID

WITH THE NOSE RINGHOOKED TO HIS BELT.

HEY, CAN I HELP YOU, DUDE?

I WANT A LITTLE ITALIAN GUY,YOU KNOW?

YOU WALK IN THE STORE.

HOW YOU DO, HUH?

NICE-A DAY OUTSIDE, HUH?

SUN-A SHINE, YEAH.

I'M IN HERE MAKING PIZZA.

SON OF A BITCH!

SO, THIS YOU GIRLFRIEND, HUH?

THIS YOUR GIRLFRIEND?

NICE ( gibberish ), YEAH!

SWEETHEART, WHAT-A YOU DOINGWITH HIM? AH!

MAKE A NICE PIZZA PIEFOR YOU LOVEBIRDS, HUH?

THE SAUCE. YOU LIKE THE SAUCE?

YOU LIKE A LITTLE SAUCE( gibberish )?

NOW, NOW WITH THE CHEESE, HUH?

YOU LIKE-A THE CHEESE?