Extended - #HashtagWars - #WokeMovies

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Randy Liedtke, Marcella Arguello and Ramon Rivas II come up with politically sensitive versions of popular movies. (1:59)

Now it's time for tonight's

#HashtagWars.

(cheering, applause)Disney... Disney's announced

that a live-action Mulan is inthe works-- because all the best

ideas are the ones you had 20years ago-- but almost

immediately a rumor was startedthe reboot would star a white

male protagonist who savesChina, rescues Mulan, and then

explains why those aren't hisGhostbusters!

The hashtag...

(laughter)The hashtag #MakeMulanRight took

off, only for Disney to clarifythere will not be a white lead,

but only because ScarlettJohansson, Emma Stone, Tilda

Swinton, Matt Damon and theentire cast of The Last

Airbender were busy.

(laughter)(whooping, applause)

This is a big win... it's a verybig win for politically correct

cinema, so to celebrate,tonight's hashtag #WokeMovies.

Examples might be: Batperson vSuperperson, and 10 Things I

Hate About Institutional Racism.

I'm gonna put 60 seconds on theclock, and begin.

Randy.

>> You've Got Male Privilege.

>> HARDWICK: All right, points.

(cheering, applause)Ramon.

>> Deforestation Gump.

>> HARDWICK: Yes, points.

Randy.

>> Schindler's List of ThingsThat Offend Me.

>> HARDWICK: All right, points.

Marcella.

>> Sophie's Pro-Choice.

>> HARDWICK: Yes, points.

Ramon.

>> Pulp Fracking.

>> HARDWICK: Points. Randy.

>> Men in Black Lives Matter.

>> HARDWICK: Points!

(cheering, whooping, applause)Marcella.

>> 2 White 2 Furious.

>> HARDWICK: All right, points.

Marcella again.

>> Invasion of the Body Shamers.

>> HARDWICK: All right, points.

(whooping, applause)Marcella Arguello again!

>> The... The Sound ofAppropriated Music.

>> HARDWICK: Yes, points.

(whooping, applause)Randy.

>> Boyz n the Racially DiverseNeighborhood.

>> HARDWICK: All right, points.

>> HARDWICK: Marcella.

>> My Big Fat Non-DenominationalCommitment Ceremony.

>> HARDWICK: All right, points.

Ramon.

>> The Guardians of the Guy orGalaxy.

>> HARDWICK: Yes, points.

Very good. Randy.

>> Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual orStraight out of Compton.

>> HARDWICK: All right, points.

(laughter)(cheering and applause)