Black Guy at a Party

  • Season 1 , Ep 7
  • 03/13/2012
  • Views: 156,509

One of the worst places to be a black man is at a party that consists entirely of white people. (0:58)

- ALL RIGHT, SO ONE OF THE WORSTPLACES TO BE A BLACK MAN...

- YES?

- IS AT A PARTY WHERE THERE'SONLY WHITE PEOPLE THERE.

- OH, YEAH.

IT'S JUST WAY TO MUCH PRESSURETO PROVIDE ALL OF THE FUN.

- YES!

OH, YOU CAN'T--- WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE.

- YOU CANNOT CROSSTHE DANCE FLOOR AT ALL.

IF I NEED A DRINKAT ONE OF THESE PARTIES,

I WILL GO AROUND THE PERIMETEROF THE PARTY.

'CAUSE YOU KNOWIF YOU GO THROUGH THIS,

YOU WILL HAVE A GROUPOF WHITE PEOPLE AROUND YOU

TALKING ABOUT, "GO, JORDAN!GO, JORDAN! GO, JORDAN!"

- THAT'S TRUE.

AND THAT USED TO HAPPEN TO ME

ALL THE TIMEWHEN I WAS IN SCHOOL.

I NEVER EVEN NOTICED UNTIL ONEOF MY FRIENDS--A WHITE FRIEND--

I WAS, LIKE, 40 MINUTES LATEFOR A PARTY ONE TIME.

AND I SHOW UP,I COME IN THE FRONT DOOR,

MY FRIEND'S LIKE,"OH, MY GOD,

THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE."

THERE WAS, LIKE, A GROUPOF WHITE PEOPLE SITTING AROUND

FOR 40 MINUTES WAITINGFOR THE BLACK GUY TO SHOW UP.

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