Daniel Tosh - Trading Spaces

  • Season 7 , Ep 23
  • 07/24/2003
  • Views: 93,085

Daniel Tosh would never want to be on "Trading Spaces." (1:04)

I'M KINDA CRAZY.

I AM.

I HAVE VOICES IN MY HEAD.

BUT THEY SPEAK IN SPANISH,

AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THEY'RE

SAYING.

[LAUGHTER]

THAT'S IRRITATING.

I WISH ONE OF 'EM WOULD GET A

JOB.

[LAUGHTER]

THEY'RE MY VOICES, DON'T WORRY

ABOUT 'EM.

WHAT'S A GOOD TIME FOR ME?

I'LL TELL 'YA.

MY FAVORITE ROBE, SOME YOGURT,

AND AN EPISODE OF

TRADING SPACES.

OH.

THEN I'M IN HEAVEN.

[CHEERING]

DO YOU LOVE TRADING SPACES?

I DO.

I WOULD NEVER BE ON THAT SHOW,

THOUGH.

YOU WANNA KNOW WHY?

'CAUSE YOU HAVE TO TRUST YOUR

FRIENDS TO DECORATE YOUR HOUSE.

YOU HAVE NOT MET MY FRIENDS.

[LAUGHTER]

THEY DO NOT HAVE MY BEST

INTEREST AT HEART.

'CAUSE IT'S ALWAYS SOME

OVER-THE-TOP, ECCENTRIC INTERIOR

DESIGNER COMIN' IN, GOING, "OH,

MY GOODNESS, I LOVE THIS PLACE.

THIS IS WHAT I'M THINKING FOR

YOUR FRIEND'S HOUSE.

CIRCUS TENT.

BIG CIRCUS TENT.

[LAUGHTER]

DO YOU THINK YOUR FRIEND WOULD

LIKE A CIRCUS TENT?"

"OH, YEAH, HE'D LOVE

A CIRCUS TENT."

[LAUGHTER]

"NO, NO, NO, YEAH.

WHY DON'T YOU GO DIG UP

THE HARDWOOD FLOORS, GET DOWN

TO THE DIRT.

THAT WAY, THE PONIES WILL

FEEL AT HOME."

[LAUGHTER]

"GREAT.

WE'RE UNDER BUDGET."

[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]

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