Bob Odenkirk - Fun Childhood

Bob Odenkirk & Janeane Garofalo Season 1, Ep 0139 02/24/1992 Views: 5,051

Bob has a lot of funny stories from his fun childhood. (2:15)

WELCOME TO THE SHOWTHIS EVENING.

I KNOW I LOOK

LIKE A TYPICAL MIDDLE-CLASS,MAYBE AN ACCOUNTANT OR A LAWYER

BUT IN EFFECT, ACTUALLY,I AM A MODERN-DAY HILLBILLY.

( laughter )

WE'RE VERY HIGH-TECH NOW,THINGS HAVE CHANGED AND...

SORRY, JUST ONE SECOND.

REMEMBER TO CALL JETHRO.

PICK YOUR FEET TOMORROW,AROUND 2:15

AND CHECK ON THAT FEUD.

OKAY, UM...

I ACTUALLY COME FROM A LARGE FAMILY, RAISED CATHOLIC

WHICH MEANS I'M AN ATHEIST NOW.

( laughter )

I'M KIDDING, OF COURSE.

UM... BUT I DO COMEFROM A LARGE FAMILY

AND WE HAD A LOT OF FUN

AND, YOU KNOW, I THINKMY DAD LOOKED AT KIDS

AS KIND OF ADDITIONS TOHIS TOOL KIT, YOU KNOW?

27 YEARS AGO, HE WALKED OUTON THE FRONT PORCH AND SAID

"WELL, I COULD MOW THAT LAWN

"BUT IT'S JUST GOINGTO GROW BACK AGAIN.

"OR I COULD GO BACK TO BEDAND GAMBLE SOME SPERM

"AND MAKE A LITTLELAWN-MOWING MACHINE

THAT'LL DO ITFOR THE NEXT 27 YEARS."

AND SO HE HAD ALL OF US.

BUT WE HAD A LOT OF FUN

AND REALLY, THAT'S WHEREI GET MY HUMOR FROM, AND...

I'M JUST GOINGTO CHEW SOME GUM, OKAY?

BECAUSE IT'SA LITTLE DRY UP HERE.

BUT I'D LIKE TO SHARE SOMEOF THOSE STORIES WITH YOU NOW.

GET SOME IDEA OF SORT OFWHERE I GET MY HUMOR FROM

AND, YOU KNOW,WHAT'S HAPPENING WITH ME.

ONE TIME...

OKAY, THIS IS A VERY FUNNY ONE.

MY FRIEND...MY FRIEND MORT HAD THIS CAMERA.

I THINK HE'D INHERITED IT.

AND HE WAS TAKING PICTURESOF EVERYTHING

AND I SAID, "HEY, MORT,GET A PICTURE OF ME

BUT MAKE SURE YOU GETMY BEST SIDE."

AND THEN HE MADE A JOKE.

HE SAID, "OH, WHY DOYOU WANT A PICTURE

OF THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD?"

( laughing )

JUST REMEMBER, WE WERELITTLE KIDS AT THE TIME

SO IT WAS VERY FUNNY TO US.

I'LL SHARE ANOTHER ONE WITH YOU.

MAYBE YOU'LL HAVE SOME FEELINGFOR WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT HERE.