Sandra Bernhard - The Cover of Cosmo

Season 1 , Ep 0153 02/24/92 Views: 1,595

Sandra recalls posing for a Cosmo cover. (2:17)

AND OF COURSE, IT WAS A COVER

AND I'M REALLY EXCITED ABOUT IT

BECAUSE HELEN GURLEY BROWNCALLED ME PERSONALLY

AND JUST WANTED TO KNOWMY WHOLE FASHION SENSE

AND WE TALKED A LOT ABOUT IT.

AND, UM... JUST DID SOMETHINGREALLY SIMPLE WITH THE HAIR.

( laughter )

AND OF COURSE, YOU KNOW, NOTHINGTOO EXTREME WITH THE NECKLINE

BECAUSE WE'VE SEEN SO MUCHOF THAT ON THE COVER OF COSMO

SO MANY TIMES, THAT I JUSTWANTED TO DO SOMETHING SIMPLE

AND THEN I HELPED HERDESIGN A NEW SEX TEST

BECAUSE THEY WEREKIND OF RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS.

( laughter )

SO WE KIND OF COMBINEDEVERYTHING

KIND OF A STRAIGHT, GAY,SWINGING LIFESTYLE THING

SO IF YOU CAN ANSWERIT ALL CORRECTLY

YOU'RE COMPLETELY AMBIGUOUS

AND YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHATYOUR SEXUALITY IS, WHICH IS...

( laughter )

NOT UNLIKE ME-- WHOA!

( laughter )

( applause )

BUT IT WAS FUN.

WE JUST SPENT THE DAY TOGETHER.

HELEN SEEMS TO BE SHRINKING,I DON'T KNOW.

SHE ACCEPTS EVERYTHING, ANDTHAT'S WHAT I LOVE ABOUT HER.

SHE'S VERY UNJUDGMENTAL

AND I THINK THAT'SVERY IMPORTANT IN THE '90s

JUST TO LET PEOPLE BEWHATEVER THEY NEED TO BE.

DON'T YOU AGREE?

DON'T ANSWER,AND PLEASE DON'T APPLAUD

BECAUSE I'M LEADING YOU ON

AND I DON'T REALLY CAREWHAT YOU THINK.

I MAKE MY OWN DECISIONS.

OCCASIONALLY I DO LIKESOME AUDIENCE SUPPORT

BUT THE MINUTE I GET ITI REJECT IT, SO WHY BOTHER?

I DON'T WANT TO WEAR YOU OUTAND PUT YOU ON THE SPOT.

THERE'S NO REASON TO.

HA!

( laughter )

I LOVE WHAT YOU'RE DOING.

I LOVE JUST-- YOU'RE HANGINGYOUR HAT, AND IT'S HOME.

SHE'S GOT A BURLAP HATJUST THROWN OVER THE CHAIR

AND SHE'S STAYING THERE, AND--

YOU BROUGHT INA CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE.

IS THAT YOUR DINNER?

( laughter )

FOR NOW.

YOU GUYS HOOKED UP.

IS THIS A BIG DATEFOR YOU, TONIGHT?

NO, WHO CARES?

I'M NOT INTERESTED,NEVER MIND.

I COULD CARE LESS.

IT WILL BE THE LAST TIMEYOU EVER GO OUT

AFTER THIS NIGHT IS OVER.

NO, SERIOUSLY, THIS ISA GREAT SHOW TONIGHT.

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