Totally Sober for a Week

  • Season 2 , Ep 2
  • 09/27/2011
  • Views: 77,193

After another long night of partying and bad decisions, Adam, Blake and Ders decide to quit drinking for a week. (2:52)

OUR HOUSE SMELLS LIKESWEATY TAINT.

IT SMELLS EXACTLYLIKE SWEATY TAINT.

- THAT MIGHT BEYOUR UPPER LIP, MAN.

- GOOD ONE. BURN!YOU'RE BURNIN' ME.

- UH-UH. SERIOUSLY.LIKE, DO YOU NOT REMEMBER

SMEARING THE POO MOUSTACHE

AND CALLING YOURSELFADOLF SHITLER?

- I REMEMBER THAT.THAT WAS--

THAT WAS WEIRDLY EARLYIN THE NIGHT, ACTUALLY.

THAT WAS--THAT WAS FUN.

- I MEAN, WHAT TIMEDID EVERYTHING EVEN END?

- WHO SAID IT ENDED?

- HEY, WHAT'S UP, FELLAS?

NOW, I KNOW YOUR BELLIES READYFOR SOME OF THIS EGGS TYRONE.

IT'S OFF THE CHAIN, BABY!

YOU READY TO FILLTHEM STOMACHS UP

WITH SOME HOT CHEESEAND EGGS?

- WHAT UP?

- OH, MAN,THIS IS COLD-BLOODED.

Y'ALL CHANGED OVERNIGHT.

- THAT'S WHAT WE DO.WE CHANGE. OKAY.

- OH, HELLO.DON'T SLAM IT, DUDE.

- I'M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN.

- WE SAID THE SAME THINGLAST WEEK.

- I WANNA DIE.- NO, YOU DON'T.

THAT'S JUST THE HANGOVERTALKING.

WE SHOULD JUST DRINK MORE.IT'LL MAKE US FEEL BETTER.

- NO, I'M NOT 16.I CAN'T DRINK LIKE THAT ANYMORE.

- OH, COME ON, BLAKEYPOO.

HAVE A BEER FOR MAMA.HAVE A--

- NO, GET THAT AWAY.I'LL PUKE IF I SMELL IT.

- GUYS, I HAVE A HEADACHE,SO QUIET.

- WHOA-HO-HO!BLON-DERS IN THE BUILDING!

- OH...[laughs]

- WHAT-DERS?

- TAKE A PEEKSEY.

- OH, MY--AAH!

OH, MY GOD, IS THAT REAL?

DID YOU DO THIS TO ME?- NO.

OH, NOW I REMEMBER.REMEMBER LAST NIGHT,

HE KEPT TALKING ABOUTJARED LETO FROM FIGHT CLUB?

- OH, YEAH!

- AND HERE WE ARE.[laughter]

- MY GOD, I WAS. OKAY--ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT.

THAT'S IT. I PUT MY CAREERIN JEOPARDY FOR THE LAST TIME.

WE'VE GOT TO STOP DRINKING.

- WHAT?- YEAH.

YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU'RE RIGHT.

LET'S DO IT.LET'S--LET'S DO IT.

LET'S MAKE SURE WE DON'T HAVEONE OF THOSE WEIRD PROBLEMS.

- YEAH.- QUIT DRINKING?

WHA--I--I--I DON'T--I CAN'T EVEN--I'M--

- I'M SORRY. IF YOUPROBABLY COULDN'T HANDLE IT,

THEN WE'LL DO IT--THAT'S FINE.

- NO, I COULD HAN--I CAN QUIT.

I'M NOT DRINKINGRIGHT NOW.

FULLY IN CONTROLOF MY ADDICTION, SO...

- COOL. HOW LONG ARE WETHINKING? MAYBE, LIKE...

- A MONTH?- LIKE TWO DAYS.

- TWO DAYS?

- IF I WASN'T SO DRUNKRIGHT NOW, I'D SMACK YOU.

- A WEEK.- A WEEK.

- TOTALLY SOBER FOR A WEEK.WHAT DO YOU GUYS SAY?

- THIS IS ME SAYING YES.

- ALL RIGHT. DEAL?- DEAL.

- YEAH.- OKAY.

LET'S DO IT, THEN.LET'S MAKE A PINKY PROMISE,

MAKE THIS OFFICIAL.

- ALL RIGHT.- DO WE HAVE TO?

- COME ON NOW,GET IN HERE, YOU TWO.

- GET UP IN THE MIX.

- I ACTUALLY LIKE IT.

all: MMMMMMWAH!

- I DON'T THINK THIS ISGONNA BE THAT HARD. RIGHT?

WE JUST DO WHAT WE DO...WHENEVER WE DO WHAT WE DO,

BUT WITHOUT DRINKING.

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