[school bell ringing]
[funky hip-hop music]
- Oh!all: Ooh!
Hey, how do my nuts taste?
[laughter]- He should've walked away.
- Nice try, skeet scrub.
Now get to the back of the buswith the rest of the shit crew.
- Class,settle the fuck down.
Now as a part of our"Scared Celibate" curriculum,
I will be partnering you upto raise a goddamn baby.
- What you mean, raise a baby?
Can't we just go toPlanned Parenthood?
I got a coupon!
- How am I supposed to go leagueif I got daddy responsibilities?
- Oh, shut the fuck up!
I present to youthe Totbot 3000.
[Totbot 3000 coos]
Now for the next week,you gotta pretend
this robot isa motherfucking baby.
- Now it's time topair you bastards up.
Milk, you with Shamal.
- Man, I gotta booswith this wank-ass...
Aight, I'ma be cool'cause you my boy's sister,
but I gotta tell it like it is.
I ain't doin' 'nathen.
I'm keepin' it real,like Grover's dad.
- That's fine,as long as we're together.
- Jamal, I'm putting youwith Medina.
- Damn, Medina.
Can a ledge getsome breathing room?
You like a meat sweater.
- Don't get coy with me,motherfucker.
We together,so you better get used to
me gettin' up inside you.
- Cindy, I thinkit'd be good for you
to be paired up with...Grover.
- Oh, word?
- Come on, Coach.
You know Cindy and Ibelong together.
She's my lady.
- Nice try, motherfucker,
but we've got our first gamethis week.
We don't need you stickingyour energy in the wrong place.
So your partner is LaDante.
We progressivelike a motherfucker.
- Brandy, you gonna bemy wife for life.