The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

We're Here, We're Queer, Get Newsed to It

Season 16 • 05/10/2011

Gloria Allred simulates sex with a baseball bat in front of two young girls at a press conference.

More

Watching

03:15

Indecision 2012 - Indecision Edition - Donald Trump & Sarah Palin
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS16

Donald Trump wants America to honor traditional marriage, and Sarah Palin urges Barack Obama to release the Osama bin Laden photos.
05/05/2011
03:12

Monster's Fall
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS16

U.S. intelligence officials uncover Osama bin Laden's jihad Snuggie, dong syrup and gray beard.
05/09/2011
04:20

Minneapolis Is the New Gay
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS16

Jason Jones understands why Minneapolis is the gayest city in America after checking out its hardcore scene.
05/09/2011
06:08

Indecision 2012 - Good Luck Motherf@*kers Edition - Blather for Elephants
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS16

Fox News introduces a few of the lesser-known candidates at the first Republican presidential debate.
05/09/2011
06:16

Keira Knightley
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS16

Keira Knightley Googles "Santorum," recalls Obama's election night in NYC and apologizes for the royal family's censorship.
05/09/2011
00:20

Moment of Zen - Watching Troops Get Off
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS16

Joe Biden gets excited when he sees military families watching the troops get off.
05/09/2011
05:42

Who Killed Osama bin Laden?
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS16

Eleven Bush administration officials come out of their hidey-holes to take credit for Osama bin Laden's death.
05/10/2011
00:26

Moment of Zen - Gloria Allred's Baseball Press Conference
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS16

Gloria Allred recounts Roger McDowell's alleged lewd gestures at a baseball game.
05/10/2011
05:59

Will Ferrell
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS16

Will Ferrell simulates sex with a baseball bat that he just happened to bring with him.
05/10/2011
01:53

Weatherman-Based System of Flood Height Measurements
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS16

Reporters wade into the surging Mississippi to establish a new weatherman-based system of flood height measurements.
05/10/2011
06:16

We're Here, We're Queer, Get Newsed to It
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS16

The "Don't Say Gay" bill makes its way through the Tennessee Senate, and Gloria Allred simulates sex with a baseball bat.
05/10/2011
04:40

Tone Def Poetry Jam
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS16

A White House invitation to Grammy-winning vegetarian Common sparks controversy at Fox News.
05/11/2011
05:42

Albert Brooks
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS16

Albert Brooks talks about his Kate Middleton obsession and distrust of young people.
05/11/2011
00:13

Moment of Zen - Targets of Tyranny
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS16

George W. Bush delivers a speech about the prominence of art and literature in a free society.
05/11/2011
06:18

Tone Def Poetry Jam - Lyrics Controversy
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS16

The only way to express the ridiculousness of Fox News is through a musical iteration of the spoken word.
05/11/2011
03:44

Back in Black - America's Next Top Enemy
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS16

Lewis Black reviews terrorist resumes to find the best replacement for Osama bin Laden.
05/11/2011
05:51

Kristen Wiig
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS16

Kristen Wiig co-wrote "Bridesmaids" at her friend's house with chips, carrots and a how-to book.
05/12/2011
00:44

Moment of Zen - Rap Stars at the White House
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS16

Brian Kilmeade and Steve Doocy think Fresh Prince and Jazzy Jeff could visit the White House.
05/12/2011
04:59

Ored to Death
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS16

Despite all the anti-asbestos propaganda, a Canadian blue-collar town promotes the relatively safe mineral.
05/12/2011
02:40

Common Performs at the White House
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS16

Common's performance angers those who huff the heady mix of character assassination and manufactured outrage, known as Foxygen.
05/12/2011
06:00

The NeverTrending Story
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS16

Newt Gingrich launches his state-of-the-art presidential campaign in a Sears photo studio with Casio accompaniment.
05/12/2011
You may also like5 Videos
Trailer
01:49

"South Park: Snow Day!" Trailer
South Park

Join your favorite South Park characters as they fight for neighborhood dominance during a blizzard in "South Park: Snow Day!," available now.
03/26/2024
Trailer
00:28

Make the Most of a Day Off with "South Park: Snow Day!"
South ParkS26

Join Cartman and the neighborhood kids as they battle Stan, who has his own ideas about the rules of their fantasy game, in the "South Park: Snow Day!" video game, now available to preorder.
12/21/2023
Trailer
01:00

"Star Trek: very Short Treks" Has Lightyears of Laughs
Star Trek: very Short TreksS1

Relive the classic vibe of "Star Trek: The Animated Series," and join Riker, Spock and more Starfleet faces on the bite-sized journeys of "Star Trek: very Short Treks," now streaming.
11/22/2023
Trailer
01:00

Fires and Full Moons Breed a New Terror on Wolf Pack

A California wildfire awakens a werewolf, but a group of curious teens -- once bitten -- will not shy away from the threat of decimation on Wolf Pack, streaming January 26 on Paramount+.
10/12/2022
Trailer
01:41

This Game of M.A.S.H. Is a Real Monster in Cursed Friends
Cursed Friends

Four pals must break an evil spell and change their fates when a classic kid's game to predict the future comes back to haunt them in the Comedy Central original movie Cursed Friends.
10/10/2022