Pete Holmes - Baby Face

  • Season 14 , Ep 4
  • 01/11/2010
  • Views: 14,710

Pete Holmes' lack of a beard will look strange when he is stranded on a desert island for years. (1:17)

ANOTHER PART OF THE PROBLEM --CAN'T GROW A BEARD.

I HAVEN'T SHAVEDIN LIKE THREE WEEKS.

[ LAUGHTER ]

IT'S NOT COMING.

MY BROTHER GOT ALL THE HAIRIN THE FAMILY IN THAT WAY.

MY BROTHER WALKS THROUGHTHE WOODS WITH HIS SHIRT OFF.

PEOPLE TAKE BLURRY PHOTOGRAPHS.YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

"THE MYTH IS TRUE."

I DON'T EVEN WANT A BEARD.I JUST WANT THE CHOICE.

I WANT TO SHAVE IT OFFIN THE MORNING.

'CAUSE WHAT HAPPENSIF I'M IN, LIKE, A PLANE CRASH

AND I HAVE TO LIVE ON A DESERTEDISLAND FOR LIKE SIX YEARS?

THAT'S AN AWESOME MOMENTFOR MY BROTHER.

WHEN THE RESCUE CHOPPER COMES,

HE'S COMING OUT OF THE BUSHESWITH HIS, LIKE, LOINCLOTH.

HUGE FREAKIN' BEARD.

CRAB MEAT AND COCONUT MILKALL IN IT.

[ LAUGHTER ]

A FALCON LANDS ON YOU.HE'S NOT AFRAID OF YOU.

"HELLO, FALCOR."

HE NAMED IT FALCOR.THAT'S AMAZING.

IT'S A GREAT MAN MOMENT.

NOT FOR ME.I'LL BE THERE SIX YEARS.

RESCUE CHOPPER COMES,

I COME OUT OF THE BUSHES --BABY-FACE, LOINCLOTH.

I LOOK LIKE A GUYWHO'S BEEN THERE 15 MINUTES.

COULDN'T WAITTO WEAR A LOINCLOTH.

IT'S LIKE[Effeminate voice] "FREEDOM!

"RESCUE ME!

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!"

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

"I MADE MARGARITAS!

DOUBLE IT UP!"

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