The Drawer of Secrets

  • Season 2 , Ep 206
  • 07/28/2011
  • Views: 7,526

After an accident in class, Mark finds a powerful ring in Leonard's drawer of condoms and secrets. (2:22)

SEXY FRUIT TIME. YEAH, THAT'SRIGHT,

PASS THAT ORANGE.

OKAY.

NOW A DEEP, WET KISS.

- UGH, I WOULDN'T SNOGTHAT BLOKE

WITH A THREE-METER POLE.

- OKAY,WELL, LET'S TALK ABOUT IT.

WHY AREN'T YOU TWO TURNED ON?

- BASICALLY,WE ARE DISGUSTED BY EACH OTHER.

- HE'S AS REPULSIVEAS THE QUEEN'S BUM.

- EVERYONE'S HIDEOUS NAKED.

YOU GET IN, FIRE AWAY, GET OUT.THAT'S SEX.

- WELL, I THINKWHAT WE NEED TO DO

IS CHANGE THE MOOD HERE.

START FROM A PLACE OF CALM.

WE'RE TAKING ALLDEEP, SENSUAL BREATH,

DOWN, DOWN, DOWN.

- [moaning]

- YEAH, EXHALING.GOOD.

- SHOULD WE BE HERE FOR THIS?

- WHO DARETH BRING A DRAGONINTO MY REALM OF EMPLOYMENT?

[fire roaring]

[screaming]

- AH!

[glass shatters]

PUT IT OUT.

- I'M BURNING IN HERE.

- LEONARD, STAY CALM.

DOUG, YOU'RE IN CHARGETILL I GET BACK.

I'M GOING TO GET ALOE.

NOW, WHERE DOES LEONARDKEEP THE ALOE?

WHITE-OUT.

UNWRAPPED CONDOMS.

WHAT IS THIS?

MARK?

WHY DOES THISHAVE MY NAME ON IT

IN SUCH A GIRLISH FONT?

OH!

SO SMALL AND SHINY.

AH, NO HARM IN TRYING IT ON.

HELLO!

[shimmering tone]

- MARK, I JUST WANTEDTO MAKE SURE

YOU WEREN'T LOOKING FOR THE ALOEIN MY DRAWER OF SECRETS.

- THE DRAWER OF WHAT NOW?

- THE RING.YOU'RE WEARING MY RING.

- BUT IT SAYS "MARK" ON IT.

OOPS.

- I'M GONNA--

- AAH!STOP IT!

- [monotonously]VERY WELL, MARK.

I WILL STOP IT.

- OKAY, GOOD TO BE HEARD.WOW.

WHY DO YOU HAVE AN ENGAGEMENTRING IN YOUR DESK ANYWAY?

- IT'S A LONG STORY THAT WOULDBEST BE TOLD AT A BOOKSTORE.

YOU SEE, MARK,THREE CENTURIES AGO,

I MADE THE BIGGEST MISTAKEOF MY LIFE:

PROPOSING TO THE WIZARD PRINCESSBEATRICE,

THE WEALTHY HEIRESSTO THE BEDFELLOW THRONE.

- MM-HMM.

- I'D BEEN ABLETO "PUT IT ON ICE"

UNTIL YOU PUT ONTHAT STUPID RING

AND ACTIVATEDTHE MARRIAGE COUNTDOWN!

- WELL, DEACTIVATE IT.GET THIS THING OFF MY FINGER.

[straining]

- WAIT.IT'S STUCK ON YOU?

- IS THAT...BAD?

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