Who in a good mood her tonight?
I'm in a good mood too.
Only problem with that iswhenever you in a good mood,
you always got somebodywanting to bring you down,
make you feel likeyou ain't shit, right?
I'm on YouTube the otherday, watching my own videos,
'cause that's what I do.
I watch my own shit.
I was enjoying it, I said,this mother [bleep] funny.
Then I start readingthe comments.
I'm reading the comments, andthis dude was like, this mother
[bleep] look like a cat clock.
I looked in the mirror.
I was like, I do.
Like a [bleep] cat clock.
We are the Plastic Cup Boyz.You know why?
Because we [bleep] drink.
We like to drink.
Who drinking in here right now?
I likes to get [bleep] up.
Fellas, if you in herewith a woman right now,
get her [bleep] up.
Get her drunk.
That's what-- I, I tryto get women [bleep] up.
I'm not trying to rapeyou or nothing like that.
You know that littlespace right before.
You know what I'm talking about.
Trying to get them alittle [bleep] up for shit.
The only problem with thatis my tolerance ain't shit.
You ever got [bleep] up tryingto get somebody else [bleep]
One more drink, bitch.
It's not working.
The [bleep], did you eat alasagna before you came out?
This bitch is full.
I've been seeing this shitrecently where women will
be at the bar having a drink.
And then they'll get upand go to the bathroom.
And they put a napkinover the drink.
Anybody see this shit?
I'm like what the [bleep]you doing that for?
This girl told me shedid that so nobody
put anything in her drink.
I said oh, so you think I'mgoing to be sitting at the end
of the bar like,damn I can't wait
till she go to thebathroom so I could
put something in that drink.
You put a napkin over it,I'm gonna be like, goddamn.
This bitch is a genius.
I have been foiled by a napkin.
You know what I'mgoing with that napkin
if I really wanted todo something to you?
I'm going takethat shit and wipe
my fingerprints off the glass.
Thank you, stupid.