Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump's Star-Studded Endorsements

Monday, September 12, 2016 09/12/2016 Views: 266

As more celebrities get behind their candidates of choice, Kate Walsh, Michelle Buteau and Jim Jefferies appoint them to fitting government positions. (1:55)

IT'S NOW TIME FOR

ENDORSING WITH THE STARS.ENDORSING WITH THE STARS.

LISTEN, GUYS, I DON'T HAVEANY OPINIONS OF MY OWN.

AS SOMEONE WHO NEEDS CELEBRITIESTO TELL ME WHAT TO THINK,

I'M REALLY TORNON WHO TO VOTE FOR,

UH, IN THE UPCOMING ELECTION.

ON ONE HAND, HILLARYHAS TWO BATMANS, RIGHT?

BUT...

BUT TRUMP HAS KIM JONG-UN'S

SLUMBER PARTY BUDDY, HUH?

NATURALLY, CELEBRITIES COMINGOUT FOR A CERTAIN CANDIDATE

ARE PROBABLY ANGLING FOR SOMEPOLITICAL FAVORS DOWN THE LINE.

LIKE A CABINET POSITION

OR FIVE MINUTES ALONE

TO MASTURBATEIN THE LINCOLN BEDROOM.

UH, SO...

ALL RIGHT, COMEDIANS,I'M GONNA SHOW YOU

A CELEBRITY SUPPORTER.

I WOULD LIKE YOU TO TELL ME WHATGOVERNMENT POSITION THEY'D GET.

FIRST UP, TRUMP SUPPORTERS.

WE'VE GOT KID ROCK.

JIM JEFFERIES.

NACHOS SUPREME COURT JUSTICE.

-ALL RIGHT, POINTS.-WALSH: OH! -BUTEAU: YES!

NEXT UP...

SARAH PALIN. MICHELLE.

-SECRETARY OF MISEDUCATION.-POINTS.

NEXT UP, RYAN GOSLING. KATE.

THE DUAL OFFICEOF GOD OF (BLEEP)

AND AMBASSADOR TO MY (BLEEP).

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

BUTEAU:WOW!

-TWO OFFICES. TWO OFFICES.-GUYS,

THAT SECOND ONE'SA VERY SENSITIVE POSITION.

-YEAH, I... -VERY SENSITIVE.-VERY SENSITIVE.

I JUST HOPE THAT HE'S GOTGOOD E-MAIL SECURITY.

-VERY SENSITIVE.-YEAH.

-IT'S IN THE OVAL OFFICE.-WELL...

-OH, YEAH! WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?-OH... -IT IS.

WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?

-WHAT? WHAT?-AND-- HANG ON, YOU GUYS...

OH! OH!

NEXT UP, BON JOVI. KATE.

VICE PRESIDENT OF DAMPENINGYOUR MOTHER'S UNDERCARRIAGE.

ALL RIGHT, POINTS.

FINALLY, STING.STING, JIM JEFFERIES.

THE CHIEF OF POLICE.

-HEY! VERY WELL PLAYED!-OH, SNAP!

STICKING THE LANDING.