This Sunday is Super Bowl LI!
And, as your friends with brokenkneecaps will tell you,
you can place betson absolutely everything.
Uh, way more than justwhether or not Bill Belichick
will masturbate throughhis hoodie pockets. Uh...
Some of the real prop betsyou can make... uh,
actually make on Super BowlSunday include:
"25 to 1 oddssomeone catches fire
during the Lady Gagahalftime show"
and "45 to 1 odds a fanthrows dildo on the field."
And if you'rewondering how a fan
would get accessto a dildo, let me repeat:
Lady Gaga halftime show.
So, comedians,the possibilities are endless.
Please come up with as many moreprop bets for the Super Bowl
as you can in 60 seconds,and begin. Koechner.
Uh, 50 to 1 oddsthat Chris Hardwick
spends Super Bowl Sundaywatching reruns
of Star Trek: Next Generation.
Yeah, it's v-very likely.Very likely.
You don't know-- could be, couldbe Doctor Who. You don't know.
Or Stranger Things. Uh, Aisling.
Uh, ten-to-one oddsthat the Russians
already know who wonthe Super Bowl.
One-to-one oddsthat Trump will tweet
that his crowds were bigger.
Yeah, points. Aisling.
50-to-one oddson record-breaking attendance
at A.A. meetingson Super Bowl Monday.
Yes, points. Maz.
One-to-one oddsthat a guy wearing
a Make America Great Again hatwill (bleep) in his pants
when he sees the word"Patriots."
All right, points. Yeah.