Exclusive - Road to Roast Battle: Austin - Uncensored

Road to Roast Battle Season 1, Ep 1 07/24/2016 Views: 4,068

Onstage in Austin, Texas, Chris Cubas and Kath Barbadoro destroy each other, Ashley Barnhill and Jay Light match wits, and Martin Urbano takes shots at Pat Dean. (1:35)

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- [Voiceover] We're in Austin, Texas, man.

It's hot

and I'm hopin' to see some real down south racism.

- How the fuck are you today?

Yee-haw!

You guys look fan-terrible.

What this is is two comedians going mic to mic.

- Pat Dean doesn't know the meaning of the word "can't",

but let's try this one more time

you can't keep molesting children.

- Kath Barbadoro is what's happened

when you're born with aton of white privilege

but you use it all to skip the line at CiCi's pizza.

- Feelings get hurt sometimes.

- I don't wanna to tell you that

Martin Arbono is pretentious

but when he drinks cumhe sticks his pinky out.

- You can say anythingyou want in a roast show

as long as it's funny as it is mean.

- If someone can put the thought in

to make a great burn at your expense

like they thought about it.

- Yeah yeah yeah a lot of work.

- And like that is so awesome.

- Jay's grandma is here.

How can you beat that?

I mean, even though I think she should have died

a long time ago his ancestors should've ended

with a peanut allergy.

- Chris Cubas is the guy Hogwarts sends

when Hagrid decides the neighborhood is too dangerous.

- Weird like their slogan is.

- You smiling scares thefuckin' shit out of me.

- Ashley looks like she just poisoned her husband.

- They're really biting.

They're really mean.

But, overall they're really funny.

- Check our show out this July on Comedy Central.

Thank you, everybody.