- [Voiceover] We're in Austin, Texas, man.
and I'm hopin' to see some real down south racism.
- How the fuck are you today?
You guys look fan-terrible.
What this is is two comedians going mic to mic.
- Pat Dean doesn't know the meaning of the word "can't",
but let's try this one more time
you can't keep molesting children.
- Kath Barbadoro is what's happened
when you're born with aton of white privilege
but you use it all to skip the line at CiCi's pizza.
- Feelings get hurt sometimes.
- I don't wanna to tell you that
Martin Arbono is pretentious
but when he drinks cumhe sticks his pinky out.
- You can say anythingyou want in a roast show
as long as it's funny as it is mean.
- If someone can put the thought in
to make a great burn at your expense
like they thought about it.
- Yeah yeah yeah a lot of work.
- And like that is so awesome.
- Jay's grandma is here.
How can you beat that?
I mean, even though I think she should have died
a long time ago his ancestors should've ended
with a peanut allergy.
- Chris Cubas is the guy Hogwarts sends
when Hagrid decides the neighborhood is too dangerous.
- Weird like their slogan is.
- You smiling scares thefuckin' shit out of me.
- Ashley looks like she just poisoned her husband.
- They're really biting.
They're really mean.
But, overall they're really funny.
- Check our show out this July on Comedy Central.
Thank you, everybody.