Pedihana

Season 2 , Ep 1 01/26/12 Views: 8,557

JB Smoove pitches his new restaurant to Russell Simmons. (1:03)

I'M A-I'M A GUYTHAT THINKS FORWARD.

SO, YOU'RE ALAUNCH PAD, RIGHT?

I'M A MISSILE WITH AWARHEAD ON IT, RIGHT?

YOU KNOWWHAT I MEAN?

I NEED TO BE A SUCCESSFULMOGUL LIKE YOURSELF.

BUT I NEED YOU TO-- YOU KNOWWHAT, LOOK-- HEAR ME OUT.

NO, NO, NO, NO.

- J.B., LISTEN--- HIBACHI GRILL!

RIGHT?

LITTLE ASIAN LADY UNDER THETABLE-- PEDICURE, RIGHT?

SO, SHE'S DOIN' YOUR FEET,A GUY IS ON THE GRILL

DOIN' YOURFOOD, RIGHT?

IT'S LIKE BENIHANA, BUT IT'SCALLED PEDIHANA, RIGHT?

"FOOD, FUN, AND FEET."

LIKE THAT IDEA?

- CAN I HAVE MY PHONE, J.B.?- NO!

GIVE ME ANANSWER RIGHT NOW!

- YES.- YOU'RE A LYIN' ASS, MAN.

YOU GONNA DO IT?- I GET IT-- YOU GOT IT.

PEDICURE.- YOU GONNA CALL ME?

- YES, I'LL CALL YOU.- HOW YOU GONNA CALL ME!

I GOT YOURDAMN PHONE!

NO PHONEFOR YOU!

NO PHONE FOR YOU 'TILYOU DO MY PEDIHANA!

PEDIHANA, BITCH!

- TIMONE-- TIMONE?

YEAH, DO ME A FAVOR-- GETSTEVE HARVEY ON THE PHONE.

- PEDIHANA-- WOO!

- YEAH, AND BLOWUP-BLOW UP MY PHONE.

THE OTHER PHONE,BLOW IT UP.

[explosion]

- AH-- OUCH!

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