Thor's Hammer

  • Season 3 , Ep 6
  • 07/03/2012
  • Views: 58,775

After experiencing a glitch in their jerky-making process, Adam and Blake finally meet Ders's dad. (2:13)

[bottles clanking]WHOO!

- OOH. I SAY WE LEAVE THISAS THE COOLING ROOM.

AND THEN MY ROOM WILL BEA LITTLE JERK FLAVORING,

JERKING STATIONWITHOUT ANY JERKING.

I WON'T DO THATIF WE HANG THE MEAT IN THERE.

- THAT'S A GOOD CALL.THAT'S A GOOD CALL, MAN.

AND I'M THINKINGWE CAN USE MY ROOM

TO HOUSE ALL THE MODELS

FOR THE MEAT JERKINGBEEF BOYS GIRLS CALENDAR.

RIGHT? I SAY WE SPRINKLESOME PEPPER OVER THESE BABES,

SMOTHER THEM IN TERIYAKI.

IT'S LIKE JERKY, BUT JERKYTHAT YOU WANNA HAVE SEX WITH.

- MARINADE 'EMAND THEN MASTURBATE TO 'EM.

- SEX JERKY.THAT'LL SELL.

- YOU'RE A FREAKIN' GENIUS,MAN.

- NO, I KNOW.I KNOW THAT.

- AND THAT JUST PROVESMY THEORY

THAT DERS HAS BEEN HOLDING BACKOUR SUPER FRIENDSHIP

THIS WHOLE TIME.

- LET'S HIT THIS A.C.,COOL THIS BITCH OUT.

- GOOD CALL.

- HIT THE FAN, SCIENCE GUY.- YOU GOT IT, SCIENCE BRO.

- WHOO! PLUG THIS BITCH IN!- YOU GOT IT.

- ALL RIGHT, LET'S CRANKSOME COW CUTTIN' TUNES!

- I GOT YOU ON THAT.HERE WE GO.

KICK OUT THE JAMS!

[heavy metal music plays]- [growls]

- WHOO!- YEAH!

- NICE.

both: YEAH!

- LOPPING OFF A PIECE.

AGH!

CLEAN CUT! CLEAN CUT!- WHOA!

- YEAH, CRANK THAT BITCH DOWN.- THAT'S REALLY HAIRY.

- THAT'S OKAY, MAN.HAIR.

IT'LL ADD SOME SPICE.IT'LL ADD SOME SEASONING.

- ALL RIGHT.- GAMY. A GAMY TASTE.

THAT'S WHAT OUR JERKY'SGONNA BE.

IT'S GONNA BE A LITTLE GAM--[power shuts off]

OKAY.

- WELL, N-N-NOWWHY DID THAT HAPPEN?

SHOOT.- PROBABLY IT'S JUST...

PLUGGED UP A LITTLE BIT.

- YEAH, GO FOR IT.

[buzzing, music blares]both: WHOA!

- ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE.

- YEP, I'M ALL GOOD TO GO.- OKAY, WHEW!

[doorbell]

- WELL, LOOK WHO IT IS.

IF IT ISN'T JUDAS PRIEST...

FROM THE BIBLE, NOT THE BAND.'CAUSE THAT'D BE COOL.

- WHAT ARE YOU GUYSDOING HERE?

- BELIEVE ME, WE DON'T LIKE THISAS MUCH AS YOU DO.

BUT WE HAVE A FEW QUESTIONSABOUT OUR HOUSE.

- OUR HOUSE--WHERE WE LIVE, NOT YOU.

- DERSY! DERSY!YOU'RE OUT OF T.P.

LUCKILY, I HAD A CLEAN PINCH.

- RIGHT, UM...- WHOA.

- WHAT UP?HEY!

I'M ADAM.IT'S GREAT TO FINALLY MEET YOU.

WE LIVE RIGHT OVER THERE.

- HOW'S IT GOING?

IT'S A PLEASURETO MEET YOU, SIR.

IT'S VERY NICE TO MEET YOU.- THOR.

THOR HOLMVIK.

- THOR?YOUR NAME IS THOR?

AH! THAT IS SO--

I DIDN'T KNOW WHITE PEOPLEHAD COOL NAMES ANYMORE.

- HE HAS A GOD'S NAME.

- TELL ME YOU NAMED YOUR DICK"THOR'S HAMMER."

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