Eugene Mirman - Fun with Airport Security

  • Season 12 , Ep 7
  • 01/31/2008
  • Views: 5,070

Eugene sneaks funny, not dangerous, items onto airplanes. (2:14)

I FLY A LOT.AND I WAS JUST IN CANADA.

AND WHENEVER I FLYI BRING THIS WITH ME.

WHICH, I GUESS, NOW IS ILLEGAL.BUT THE THING ABOUT IT IS THAT

IT'S NOT REALLY SHAVING CREAM.IT ACTUALLY HAS A FALSE BOTTOM.

AND IT'S JUST FULL OF GOODIES.IT ALSO HAS A LETTER

TO THE SECURITY PEOPLE,IF THEY FIND IT.

BUT HERE'S SOME OF WHAT IT HAS.

I HAVE A LITTLE THING OFMOUTHWASH FULL OF TEQUILA.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

I SNUCK A CONDOM TO CANADA.AND I SNUCK IT BACK.

[LAUGHTER, CHEERS & APPLAUSE]

YEAH. AND THEN I ALSO HAVEA PICTURE OF THE OLD PREZ.

TEQUILA A CONDOM, AND THE PREZ.

[LAUGHTER]

AND THEN A LETTER IN CASE,OF COURSE, THIS IS ALL FOUND.

"DEAR TRANSPORTATIONSECURITY ADMINISTRATION AGENT.

"PLEASE FIND IN MYFAKE CAN OF SHAVING CREAM

"SEVERAL INCONGRUOUS ITEMS.

"THESE ITEMS ARE MEANT TO BEFUNNY AND NOT DANGEROUS.

"PLEASE LET ME PASS.I DON'T HAVE A BOMB.

"I KNOW I AM NOT ALLOWEDTO JOKE ABOUT HAVING A BOMB,

WHICH IS WHYI SPELLED IT, B-A-L-M.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

AS FAR AS I KNOW,HOMONYMS ARE ALLOWED ON PLANES."

[LAUGHTER, CHEERS,WHISTLES AND APPLAUSE]

THANKS.

[LAUGHTER, CHEERS,WHISTLES AND APPLAUSE]

HMM, SOMEBODY SPILLEDTEQUILA ON THE STAGE.

NOW I KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKETO BE "THE WHO."

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