HE'LL GET YOU IN TROUBLEEVERY TIME.
GET YOU IN TROUBLE EVERY TIME.
I TRIED TO GIVE MYSELF A WEEKOF NOT DRINKING.
I TRIED TO GIVE MYSELF A WEEKOF NOT DRINKING.
DIDN'T MAKE IT.GOT DRUNK LAST NIGHT.
TRIED NOT TO DRINK FOR A WEEK,
'CAUSE I THREW UP ON THE PLANEON THE WAY OUT HERE.
YEAH. I WAS AT L.A.
MY BOYS WERE LIKE,"BEFORE YOU GO BACK HOME,
WE'RE GONNA TAKE YOU OUTAND PARTY."
WENT TO THE CLUB. DRANKA BIG-ASS BOTTLE OF TEQUILA.
LIKE NOT THAT ONE, THAT ONE.
HAD TO GET ON A PLANETWO HOURS LATER.
I WAS ON THAT PLANE MESSED UP.
ANYBODY THAT'S EVER BEEN DRUNKAND THREW UP,
IT'S THE SAME PROCESSFOR EVERYBODY IN HERE.
EVERYBODY IN HERE, SAME PROCESS.
YOU'RE SITTING THERE.YOU START SWEATING.
START BREATHING HEAVY.
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
[ RETCHES ]
[ RETCHES ]
ALCOHOL MAN COME BACK,START TALKING TO YOU -- BOOP!
"I KNOW YOU'RE NOT GONNATHROW UP ON THIS PLANE, OKAY?
YOU'RE A GROWN-ASS MAN."
"WATCH OUT."
[ RETCHES ]
SOON AS THE PLANE LANDED,I WAS LIKE THIS...
BLAH!
YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY?
ONCE YOU FINISH THROWING UP,YOU FEEL GREAT!
YES!
SOON AS YOU FINISH.
SOON AS YOU FINISH,YOU'RE LIKE, "LET'S GO.
WHERE THE PARTY AT?LET'S GO."
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT MESSES YOU UPAFTER THAT?
YOU KNOW WHAT MESSES YOU UPAFTER THAT?
THE DRY HEAVES.
FOR THE NEXT 10 MINUTES,
YOU'RE DOING THIS,NOTHING COMING OUT.
[ CHUCKLES ]
I WALK INTO BAGGAGE CLAIM,
EVERYBODY SAW ME,LIKE, "YOU OKAY?"
"YEAH, I'M FINE."[ RETCHES ]
"I'M GOOD.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.I'M FINE."
[ LAUGHTER,CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
SEE, EVERYBODY'S LAUGHING,'CAUSE EVERYBODY'S BEEN THERE.
IT'S DIFFERENT FOR GIRLS,THOUGH.
IT'S DIFFERENT FOR GIRLS.
GROUP OF GIRLS GO OUT,ONE GIRL GETS SICK,
EVERY GIRL PLAYS A PART.
ONE GIRL GETS SICK,EVERY GIRL PLAYS A PART.
SOON AS SHE STARTS GETTING SICK,
THEY RUSH HER STRAIGHTTO THE BATHROOM.
ONE GIRL STANDS IN FRONTOF THE BATHROOM --
"YOU CAN'T COME IN HERE.SHE'S THROWING UP.
"YOU CAN'T COME IN HERE.
YOU CAN'T COME IN HERE.SHE'S THROWING UP."
ANOTHER GIRL IN THE STALLWITH HER,
HOLDING HER HAIR BACK.
"LET IT OUT, LET IT OUT,LET IT OUT.
"I'M HERE, I'M HERE.
BRING THE CAR AROUND, KIKI.BRING THE CAR AROUND."
SHE COME WALKING OUT OFTHE BATHROOM, COLD AND SHAKING.
[ SHIVERING ]
THEY PUT A JACKET OVER HER,
WALK HER OUTLIKE IT'S JAMES BROWN
AT THE END OF THE CONCERT.
[ LAUGHTER,CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
FELLAS --NO SUCH UNITY WHATSOEVER.
YOU GO OUTWITH YOUR BEST FRIEND,
YOU START THROWING UP,
THEY'RE NOT TAKING YOUTO NO BATHROOM.
YOU'RE GONNA THROW UPRIGHT THERE ON THE SIDEWALK,
AND THEY'RE GONNA STANDOVER YOU LAUGHING,
'CAUSE NOW YOU AREA SPECTACLE.
"HA HA HA HA!
"YEAH, IT'S MY BOY.HE CAN'T DRINK.
"IT'S HIS BIRTHDAY, YEAH.
YEAH, I DON'T KNOW. YEAH."