I'm so happy to be here.
Thank you, Comedy Central,for making my life better
and, uh, not flying meon Spirit Airlines here,
how about that.
(laughs) I was like, you knowyour career doing better
when you can fly better.
Like, anybody everflew Spirit before?
Nah, why y'all cheering?
That's the worst air--Look, look...
Spirit is terrible.
They don't even gotno seat belts on there.
You holding handswith everybody in your row.
They got a hold-hand light.
"Hey, y'all,the hold-hand light on!"
The hold-hand light.
All their flight attendants
old, black men...with attitude problems.
Let me tell youwhat happen, right.
I was sitting in the emergency,right? This a true story.
I'm in the emergency seat.
And you know they supposedto give you directions,
or make sureyou can save people?
He came over therewith attitude.
"Goddamn it,let me ask you something.
If this plane go down, whatthe hell you gonna do for us?"
"What the hell you mean?"
"Are you Wesley Snipes or not?!"
(laughs):Can't save you.
I love being Wesley Snipes dark.
There's some perks.
It don't mean nothingwhen you're a kid though.
Can't see none of yourschool pictures-- all teeth.
Like, look at them teeth, golly.
Look at them fourth-grade teeth.