and I am just thrilled
to be sharing itwith you in San Francisco.
[cheers and applause]
I have been thinkingabout this for years,
and I have beenfretting over every detail,
right down to what I wasgonna wear, so I picked this.
Thank you.[audience members hooting]
I killed a geniefor this jacket.
It was only afterI cut it off
his limp, dead genie bodythat I was like,
"Ugh, I coulda wishedfor that."
Shoulda wishedfor hindsight, I guess.
It might be bad luck,which I cannot afford tonight.
Not at all.
[audience members hooting]Uh-uh. Thank you.
Yeah, I cannothave bad luck tonight.
I already lostone rabbit's foot,
somebody stolemy monkey paw,
and now all I have leftis a camel's toe.
And I will nottell you where it is.
I can't affordto have it snatched.
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