Kristen Schaal - Bad Luck

Kristen Schaal: Live at the Fillmore Season 1, Ep 1 04/01/2013 Views: 9,538

Kristen Schaal ponders the ramifications of murdering a genie. (1:18)

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and I am just thrilled

to be sharing itwith you in San Francisco.

[cheers and applause]

I have been thinkingabout this for years,

and I have beenfretting over every detail,

right down to what I wasgonna wear, so I picked this.

[chuckles]Like it?

Thank you.[audience members hooting]

I killed a geniefor this jacket.

It was only afterI cut it off

his limp, dead genie bodythat I was like,

"Ugh, I coulda wishedfor that."

Shoulda wishedfor hindsight, I guess.

It might be bad luck,which I cannot afford tonight.

Not at all.

[audience members hooting]Uh-uh. Thank you.

Yeah, I cannothave bad luck tonight.

I already lostone rabbit's foot,

somebody stolemy monkey paw,

and now all I have leftis a camel's toe.

And I will nottell you where it is.

I can't affordto have it snatched.