Richard Belzer - Jazz for Jesus

  • Season 1 , Ep 3
  • 01/11/2011
  • Views: 3,703

Jesus is one groovy cat. (1:52)

(Richard Belzer)I READ IN THE PAPER TODAYNOW THEY HAVE, UH,

THESE HEAVY METAL BANDS,YOU KNOW, FOR JESUS.

UH, THESE CHRISTIANROCK BANDS, THEY DO.

AND THEY THROW BIBLESINTO THE AUDIENCE.

AND THEY HAVE COUNTRYWESTERN FOR JESUS, THEYHAVE JEWS FOR JESUS.

YEAH, AND NOW THEY HAVETHIS NEW FM STATION--JAZZ FOR JESUS.

(jazz music playing)

♪ HEY, JESUS, WHATA GROOVY GUY ♪

♪ WHAT A CAT YOU ARE

♪ HEY, WHEN YOU WALKEDON WATER YOU DIDN'T ♪

♪ EVEN GET YOUR FEETWET, FEET WET ♪

♪ JESUS, OH

♪ I LOVE THOSESANDALS, YEAH ♪

♪ JESUS, WHAT ADRESSER YOU ARE ♪

♪ WHAT A CAT, WHAT A DUDE

♪ HEY, THAT CRIPPLEDGUY YOU CURED ♪

♪ HE CAN GO GET THINGSFOR HIMSELF NOW ♪

♪ SELF NOW, SELF NOW, YEAH

♪ THE CRIPPLED GUY

♪ THE BLIND GUY--WELL, GUESS WHAT ♪

♪ HE CAN S-E-E, SEEBECAUSE OF Y-O-U,JESUS, JESUS ♪

♪ WHAT A GUY, WHAT ACAT, WHAT A DUDE ♪

♪ HEY, THEY DIDN'T LETYOU STAY IN THAT PLACE ♪

♪ NO JEWS ALLOWED

♪ REMEMBER THEY PUTYOU IN THE MANGER ♪

♪ AND THOSE CATSSAW THE STAR ♪

♪ THE CAMEL, THE GIFTS,THE WHOLE THING ♪

♪ YOU DIDN'T EVENKNOW IT WAS CHRISTMAS ♪

♪ THEY GAVE YOUPRESENTS ANYWAY ♪

♪ JESUS

♪ WHAT A GROOVY GUY,WHAT A CAT YOU ARE ♪

♪ TOO BAD YOU'VEBEEN MISQUOTED ♪

♪ OVER THE TIMESYOU'VE BEEN AROUND ♪

♪ NO ONE UNDERSTANDSYOU NOW ♪

♪ I HOPE YOU DON'TGO BACK TOO SOON ♪

♪ BECAUSE YOU'LLKICK SOME ASS, JESUS ♪

♪ YEAH, JESUS, HE'S THECOOLEST, GROOVIEST ♪

♪ DARNDEST CAT OFA-A-A-OH-OH-OH ♪

♪ WHAT A GUY, WHAT ACAT, WHAT A DUDE ♪

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