Uncensored - Katt Williams - Ready for Anything

Katt Williams: Kattpacalypse Season 1, Ep 101 02/23/2013 Views: 20,297

On the day after the presidential election, Katt Williams would have done anything that Barack Obama asked. (1:20)

WHITE PEOPLE, YOU HAVE TO

UNDERSTAND:

WE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER.

AS BLACK PEOPLE, WE DIDN'T KNOW

WHAT THE FUCK WAS GONNA HAPPEN.

ALL WE KNEW WAS IT WAS TIME

FOR SOME SHIT TO HAPPEN.

THAT'S ALL WE KNEW.

YOU HAVE TO FORGIVE US

IN THE FACT THAT WE VOTED

FOR A NIGGER TO BE A SUPERHERO

AND FORGOT TO ASK THE NIGGER

COULD HE FLY.

WHITE PEOPLE, YOU NEED TO

UNDERSTAND HOW READY NIGGERS WAS

THE DAY AFTER THE ELECTION.

YOU'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND.

WE WAS READY FOR ANYTHING.

THAT NIGGER COULD'VE SAID

ANYTHING.

WE WAS AT THE HOUSE IN DOUBLE

DUTCH MODE, JUST...

THAT NIGGER COULD'VE SAID

ANYTHING.

BARACK OBAMA COULD'VE CAME OUT

THE NEXT DAY AFTER THE ELECTION

AND SAID, "I WANT ALL NIGGERS TO

GO OUTSIDE AND CLEAN UP TRASH."

AND THERE'D HAVE BEEN

GANGBANGERS ALL OVER INGLEWOOD

JUST...

"I DON'T THINK YOU WANT TO DROP

THAT RIGHT THERE TODAY,

MY NIGGER.

YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYING?"