High on Potenuse

High on Potenuse Season 3, Ep 8 11/06/2013 Views: 226,460

A student in math class tries to take back credit for a hilarious joke after his friend steals it. (3:20)

- THE RIGHT TRIANGLE'SLONGEST SIDE

IS CALLED THE HYPOTENUSE,

AND IT'S THIS SIDE HERE.

- HEY, I WISH I WERE HIGHON POTENUSE.

- [giggles]

"I WISH I WAS HIGHON POTENUSE."

[laughter]

- OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.

OH, MR. MORRISON,IT'S VERY FUNNY.

IT'S VERY FUNNY, BUT LET'SGET BACK TO THE LESSON.

WE CAN SEE THE LONGEST ONE

WHERE IT GOESFROM THIS POINT--

- THAT WAS MY JOKE.

- I KNOW, MAN.THAT WAS HILARIOUS.

- TRIANGLE.I'VE LABELED THEM HERE

"A," "B," AND "C."- NO, BUT, I MEAN, I SAID THAT.

I SAID IT.

I SAID IT.I SAID THAT.

- PLEASE, PLEASE, MR. JACKSON,KEEP YOUR COMMENTS TO YOURSELF.

THANK YOU.

NOW THE HYPOTENUSE--[laughter]

MR. MORRISON,YOU REALLY GOT ME ON THAT ONE.

OH, SO GREAT.

OH, OH, PRINCIPAL MARTEL,PRINCIPAL MARTEL, COME HERE,

COME HERE,COME HERE.

TELL PRINCIPAL MARTELWHAT YOU SAID, TROY.

- OH, SHE WAS TALKINGABOUT THE HYPOTENUSE,

AND I SAID, "I WISHI WAS HIGH ON POTENUSE."

[laughter]

I'M SORRY.

[laughter continues]HE LIKES IT.

PRINCIPAL MARTEL'S COOL.

- OH, THAT'S--THAT'S VERY FUNNY.

- PRINCIPAL MARTEL,PRINCIPAL MARTEL, I SAID THAT.

- MR. JACKSON,THAT IS ENOUGH.

- BUT I SAID IT FIRST.- DUDE, COME ON.

- MR. IGLESIAS,MR. IGLESIAS,

YES, COME IN,COME IN.

- [gasps]- YEAH.

YES.WHAT'S UP, PEOPLES?

- FLUFFY.- COMEDIAN GABRIEL IGLESIAS

IS TOURINGTHE LOCAL SCHOOLS TODAY

FOR A CHARITYHE'S WORKING ON.

TELL HIM WHAT YOU SAID.TELL HIM WHAT YOU SAID.

- UH, I WISH I WAS HIGHON POTENUSE.

[laughter]

- OH, MY GOD.THAT IS CLEVER.

THAT IS CLEVER.VERY FUNNY.

- NO. NO.- VERY FUNNY.

- RIGHT?THANKS, THANKS.

- MR. IGLESIAS,MR. IGLESIAS,

I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN.

THAT WAS MY JOKE.

- YOU KNOW,IT'S NOT REALLY COOL, BUDDY,

TO TAKE CREDITFOR OTHER PEOPLE'S JOKES.

HEY, LISTEN,FUNNY STUFF.

I'M DOING THIS BIG TOURRIGHT NOW.

YOU WANT TO SEE ABOUT MAYBE WECOULD TALK ABOUT YOU OPENING?

I NEED AN OPENER.

- UM, SURE.

- WHAT DO YOU THINK?IS THAT OKAY?

- OF COURSE. OF COURSE.- YEAH.

- [gasps]WHAT?

- SORRY ABOUT THAT.- TALENT, MAN.

- IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU.THANKS SO MUCH.

- THAT'S LIKE A RICHARD PRYOR.GET OVER HERE, MAN.

COME ON.- RICHARD PRYOR.

- HE DESERVED IT.

ALL RIGHT, SO ACROSSFROM THE LONGEST SIDE

IS A 90-DEGREE ANGLE.

- GOOD THING I'VE GOTA 90-DEGREE DANGLE.

- JOEL, STOP IT!YOU WILL NEVER BE TROY!

- WHY ARE YOU TRYINGTO BE LIKE TROY?

DICK.

- ET TU, NERDY GIRL?

- [snickers]

- SO THE HYPOTENU--[laughter]

- WHAT THE [bleep]IS GOING ON?

- I'M GONNA PISS MY PANTS.

I'M GONNA PISS MY PANTSRIGHT HERE.

OH, MY GOD!OH!

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