Kevin Meaney - Get the Puss Off

  • Season 2, Ep 7
  • 07/02/1999
  • Views: 7,125

Kevin Meaney grew up repeating weird words. (2:02)

THAN YOU'VE SEEN BEFORE, MA'AM.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORD"BOOTY MAN" IS?

HAVE YOU EVER HEARD THAT?

"BOOTY MAN" OR "BOOTY WOMAN"?

NO?

HOW ABOUT A "GOMAHO"?

YOU EVER HEAR THAT,"GOMAHO"?

OF COURSE NOT.

THESE ARE THE WORDSI GREW UP WITH WHEN I WAS A KID.

"YOU'RE A BOOTY MAN.

"YOUR BROTHER'S NO BETTER.

HE'S A GOMAHO."

THESE ARE THE WORDSTHAT I GREW UP WITH.

MY GRANDPARENTS, I GUESS,GAVE MY PARENTS THOSE WORDS

AND THEIR PARENTS HAD BROUGHTTHEM OVER FROM IRELAND.

AND THEY WERE ALL CRAZY.

SO THESE ARE THE WORDS

AND I HAD TO GO OUT TO THE WORLDAND SAY THESE WORDS.

I DIDN'T KNOW.

I'D CALL MY FRIEND,YOU'RE A BOOTY MAN.

IT WAS LIKE MY PARENTS WEREFROM OUTER SPACE OR SOMETHING.

"DON'T BE TELLING PEOPLEWE'RE FROM OUTER SPACE.

"WHAT IF WE WEREFROM OUTER SPACE?

YOU'D BLOW OUR ( bleep ) COVER."

( laughter )

"NOW GET THE PUSSOFF YOUR FACE."

YOU EVER HEAR THAT ONE?

GET THE PUSS OFF?

"YOU'RE NOT WALKING AROUND THISHOUSE WITH THE BIG PUSS ON."

I HAD NO IDEA WHAT MY MOTHERWAS TALKING ABOUT.

I'D BE ON MY WAY TO SCHOOL--

"YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SCHOOLWITH THAT PUSS ON YOUR FACE."

I'D GO TO SCHOOL

I'D ASK MY TEACHER--

SISTER DAMIEN,DO I HAVE A BIG PUSS ON MY FACE?

"GET TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE."

BUT MY MOTHER SAID

I HAD A PUSS ON MY FACE.

WHERE'S THE PUSS?!

I WANT TO KNOW WHERE IT IS!

"TALKING ABOUT THE PUSS.

"DO YOU HAVE TO REPEATEVERYTHING

"YOU ( bleep ) HEAR AT SCHOOL?

"YOU'RE LIKE A BOOTY MAN.

"I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING, MISTER

"YOU ARE NOT GOINGTO SUMMER CAMP THIS YEAR.

NO WAY, JOSE."

AND SHE'D CALL ME JOSE.

NO WAY, JOSE.

THEN MY BROTHERS WOULD SAY,"YOU'RE ADOPTED.

"YOU'RE A MEXICAN.

SHE CALLED YOU JOSE."

I'M NOT ADOPTED!

I'M NOT MEXICAN!

"YES, YOU ARE. YOU'RE JOSE.

YOU'RE NOT FROM OUR FAMILY."

( laughter )

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