Jim Norton - "Lockup" on MSNBC

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There's a reason why Jim Norton watches prison reality shows. (1:47)

ANOTHER GREAT EXAMPLE OF OURLOVE OF PRIVACY IS--

WHAT ABOUT LOCKUP ON MSNBC?

WHICH I THINK IS ONE OF THE BESTSHOWS ON TELEVISION.

BUT LOOK AT WHAT AWFUL PEOPLE--PRISONERS ARE AWFUL,

AWFUL PEOPLE.

WE TUNE IN EVERY WEEK.

"WONDER WHAT'S GOING ONIN THEIR LIVES THIS WEEK?

WONDER WHAT THEY'RE HAVINGFOR DESSERT?"

AND I THINK MEN WATCH IT BECAUSEI THINK FOR MEN,

WHEN WE WATCH IT,IT'S FOR DIFFERENT REASONS.

I THINK THAT IT'S A SURVIVALTHING.

WE WANT TO SEE AND ANALYZEHOW WE THINK WE WOULD DO

IN THAT SITUATION,AND TO BE VERY HONEST,

I DON'T THINK THINK I WOULD DOPARTICULARLY WELL, 'CAUSE

THE THINGS THAT DISGUST A WOMAN,LIKE MY BUTTERY, SOFT ASS

AND MY B-CUP TITSWOULD MAKE ME A COMMODITY

ON LOCKUP.

THEY'D PROBABLY GET METHE FIRST DAY.

SOME GUY DOIN' 30 YEARSWOULD WALK OVER.

I'D BE IN THE SHOWER HAVINGNO IDEA HOW SEXY I WAS BEING,

SUDSING UP MY BOSOMS,THE WATER GLISTENING

OFF OF MY BOYISH ASS.

GUY HAS NO TEETH.

HE'S LIKE, "YO, THESE TITTIESIS NICE."

I DON'T KNOW WHY, BUT THE LISPMAKES IT MORE HUMILIATING

FOR SOME REASON.

"YO, LET ME SUCK THEM TITTIES."

HOW HUMILIATING FOR A MANTO HAVE ANOTHER MAN FORCIBLY

SUCKING YOUR TITS.

AND YOU GOT TO TRY TO PLAY ITCOOL AND MAINTAIN YOUR DIGNITY.

AND JUST PRAY THAT YOU DON'T[bleep] ON HIS LEG.

'CAUSE THAT WOULD SENDTHE WRONG MESSAGE.

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