And now it is timefor tonight's #HashtagWars.
You can't separatesports and sex,
whether it'squarterbacks and centers,
-Nice. -the... never-endingforeplay of soccer,
Bend it like Beckham.
-Or this three-way...-(laughter)
-at the three-point line,sports... -CATTA-PRETA: Oh, wow!
sports and hot guys...
uh, this iswhat guys watch sports for.
So tonight's hashtag is#SexySports.
Examples might bethe Oakland T&A's,
and Track and feel you up.
I'm gonna put 60 secondson the clock, and begin.
-Rich.-The Stanley D-Cup.
-Touchdown. No, lower. Lower.-All right, points.
The New York Giant Penises.
HARDWICK:Yes, points. He's right there.
-Jade.-ESP On Me.
-Anal Hershiser.-EISEN: Ah.
Only on your birthday.
Shooting Some Poops.
HARDWICK:All right, points.
And he's safe,because he used a condom.
-HARDWICK: Yes, points.-(laughter and applause)