And I have to say a specialhello
to my cuddly muffin,Artie Lange.
Speaking of fat alcoholics...
Good evening, Bill.
My name is George Takei.
Not Tak"eye as you've insistedon pronouncing it
for the last 40 years.
Remember--Takei,like in toupee.
Your hair is like my men...
Every year is gets darkerand thicker
All night long,
I've had to stare at thattangled, sticky, messy
clump of fur.
Farrah, pleaseclose your legs!
At least Betty Whitehad the decency to shave.
Bill, your acting is the onlything that makes me want to gag.
If I could only get my partner
to suck that hard,I'd never leave my chateau.
© 2015 Comedy Partners. All Rights Reserved. Comedy Central and all related titles, logos and characters are trademarks of comedy partners.