George Takei - Messy Clump of Fur

Roast of William Shatner Season 1, Ep 101 08/20/2006 Views: 26,045

George Takei teaches William Shatner a lesson about pronunciation and has an important request for Farrah Fawcett. (1:41)

And I have to say a specialhello

to my cuddly muffin,Artie Lange.

Speaking of fat alcoholics...

Good evening, Bill.

My name is George Takei.

Not Tak"eye as you've insistedon pronouncing it

for the last 40 years.

Remember--Takei,like in toupee.

Your hair is like my men...

Every year is gets darkerand thicker

All night long,

I've had to stare at thattangled, sticky, messy

clump of fur.

Farrah, pleaseclose your legs!


Oh, no.

Oh, no.

At least Betty Whitehad the decency to shave.

Bill, your acting is the onlything that makes me want to gag.

If I could only get my partner

to suck that hard,I'd never leave my chateau.