Frank Caliendo - Bush's Tourette's

  • Season 1 , Ep 8
  • 01/11/2011
  • Views: 14,506

Frank Caliendo loves President Bush. (1:59)

(Frank Caliendo)I LOVE PRESIDENT BUSH.

I THINK IT'S GREATWE HAVE A PRESIDENT

WHO SEEMS LIKE HE'SALWAYS LOOKING DIRECTLYINTO THE SUN.

SOMEBODY DO ME A FAVOR?

HAND ME A PAIROF SUNGLASSES,

'CAUSE I CAN'T SEE(bleep) RIGHT NOW.

REMEMBER THATSAYING HE GOT WRONG?

REMEMBER THAT ONE,LIKE, THERE'S ANOLD SAYING IN TEXAS,

WHICH I'M PRETTY SUREIS WHERE I COME FROM,

"FOOL ME ONCE...SH... UH...

SHAME, UH..." (bleep).

I CANNOT BELIEVEI SAID THAT.

HE SHOULD FINISH THINGSWITH THE WORDS "THE END,"

SO YOU KNOW THAT HE'S DONE,BECAUSE HE TENDS TO RAMBLE.

A PENNY SAVED IS... UM...

IT'S... UH...

IT'S ONE CENT OR INSPANISH, CENTAVO.

JU... PUT IT IN YOURPOCKET FOR A WHILE

'CAUSE IT'S YOURS ANDYA, YOU EARN--EARNED IT.

THE END.

MY FAVORITE THINGABOUT HIM THOUGH,

IS WHEN HE GETSSOMETHING RIGHT.

'CAUSE HE GETS THATLITTLE GRIN ON HIS FACE.

GOT THAT CONFIDENCEWHEN WE WENT TO THEMIDDLE EAST, YA KNOW?

HE'S LIKE, WE WENTTO THE MIDDLE EAST

AND WE STOPPED HUSSEINFROM SODOMIZING IT.

(bleep).

I CANNOTBELIEVE I SAID THAT.

I MISDISPRONOUNCIATEDA WORD.

THAT WAS IRONICAL.

WE WENT TO THE MIDDLE EASTAND WE STOPPED HUSSEIN

FROM SADAMIZING IT.

I'M GONNA KICK SOME ASS.

THEY SHOULD PUT A LITTLEBUTTON ON HIM, YA KNOW?

I'M GONNA KICK SOMEASS, KICK SOME ASS,

KICK, KICK, KICK, KICKSOME ASS, BIATCH!

HE COULD NEVER HAVEGOTTEN HIMSELF

OUT OF THE STUFF CLINTONGOT HIMSELF INTO.

BUSH HAS TRUTHFULTOURETTE'S.

DID YOU HAVE SEXUALRELATIONS WITH THAT WOMAN?

UH... WHAT DID THEYTELL ME TO SAY HERE?

DID I SAY THATPART OUT LOUD?

I CANNOT BELIEVEI SAID THAT.

DID YOU HAVE SEXUALRELATIONS WITH THAT WOMAN?

I DID NOT INHALE.

THE END.

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