Exclusive - Road to Roast Battle - Joe Dosch vs. Keith Carey - Uncensored

Road to Roast Battle Season 1, Ep 1 07/24/2016 Views: 2,945

On Roast Battle's home turf in Los Angeles, Joe Dosch and Keith Carey lash out at each other about sexuality, weight and their unusual families. (1:41)

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- One round, four jokes,who wants to go first?

- I'll go first, pearls before swine.

- Woo!

Let's roast!

(bell dings)

- Keith just started datingagain, his type is two diabetes.

(laughing)

- Joe's look makes a statement, and that statement

is I am a haunted mannequin.

(laughing)

- Keith, you look like a jack-o-lantern

that ate last year's jack-o-lantern.

(laughter)

Keith is bisexual and the reason he won't get AIDS

is his white cells are double stuffed.

- [Crowd] Oh!

(clapping)

Keith's mom is a crack addict who married a Nazi

and sent Keith to an exorcism.

She's H. P. Courtney Lovecraft.

(cheering)

- This is correct, Joe and my mom are both disgusting

alcoholics, the only difference is one funny thing

came out of my mom.

- [Crowd] Oh!

(cheering)

(upbeat music)

- No need for a vote.

- I just want to say,

come out here sogay, and so fat,

and to go on stage likethat is very, very brave

and I commend the two of them.

(cheering)

- I'm very proud of you guys, Keith, congratulations.

(clapping)

- Folks, winner and still pie eating champion,

Keith Carey everybody.

Love you two.