Seth MacFarlane - The Purpose of Mitch Buchannon

Season 1 , Ep 101 08/15/10 Views: 29,480

Seth MacFarlane has a lot of respect for David Hasselhoff's important role on "Baywatch." (1:18)

LOOK AT YOU, -- YOU HANDSOMESON OF A BITCH

TAKE OFF YOUR HAIR SO I CANRUN MY FINGERS THROUGH IT.

YOU LOOK GREAT.

[laughter]

YOU KNOW, DAVID...HERE'S THE THING.

SOME PEOPLE CALL YOU

A WASHED-UP,TALENTLESS PILE OF CRAP.

JUST...JUST A TERRIBLE HUMAN BEING.

I'D LIKE TO THANK EVERYONEFOR COMING TONIGHT,

AND LET'S GET STARTED...

[laughter]

WITH THE ROAST.

DAVID, YOUR--YOUR ACTINGIS LIKE INCEPTION.

THERE'S NO SENSE OF REALITY,

IT'S IMPOSSIBLETO FOLLOW WHAT'S HAPPENING,

AND MIDWAY THROUGH,

WE REALIZE YOU WERE UNCONSCIOUSTHE WHOLE TIME.

[laughter]

YOU KNOW, I'LL TELL YOU THOUGH,MY FRIEND,

YOU WILL ALWAYS BE MITCHBUCHANNON FROM BAYWATCH TO ME.

[cheers and applause]

THIS IS A SHOWTHAT DID FOR LIFEGUARDS

WHAT SKIN CANCERDID FOR LIFEGUARDS.

[laughter]

YES,FOR ALL HIS ACHIEVEMENTS,

FOR ALL THIS MAN'SMANY ACHIEVEMENTS,

IT WAS REALLY BAYWATCH THAT MADEDAVID A GLOBAL CELEBRITY.

DAVID HAD AN IMPORTANT ROLE--AN IMPORTANT ROLE ON BAYWATCH.

HIS JOB WAS TO KILL BONERS.

[laughter]

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