Dreams and Aspirations

  • Season 2 , Ep 211
  • 03/21/2012
  • Views: 16,414

TOUCHDOWN!

THREE POINTS!PUT IT ON THE THING!

ALL RIGHT, I EXPECT TO SEEEVERYONE AT PRACTICE

THIS AFTERNOON.

BUT FIRST, WE'RE GOING TO BETALKING ABOUT DREAMS.

- ONE TIME I HAD A DREAMWHERE I HAD AN EGG SAC.

THEN I FERTILIZED MY OWN EGGS.IT WAS KIND OF HOT.

- I'M TALKING ABOUTOUR ASPIRATIONS.

I WANT EACH OF YOU TO WRITE DOWNYOUR DREAM.

NO JUDGMENT.

OKAY, LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT.

MARTIN WANTS TO BEAN EROTIC DANCER.

- WE'RE VERY FLEXIBLE.

- ERIK WANTS TO PAINT.

- ART IS THE GATEWAYTO THE SOUL.

- CROATIAN MAN: DOCTOR.WE'VE BEEN OVER THAT.

IT'S RIDICULOUS.AND DOUG WANTS TO FLY.

GREAT.

THESE ARE ALLVERY ACHIEVABLE DREAMS,

EXCEPT GOREN'S,

BUT THEY ALSO TAKE YEARS OFCAREFUL PLANNING AND PRACTICE.

YOU CAN'T JUST RUSH INTO THEM.

SO AIM HIGH BUT TAKE YOUR TIME.

CAN EVERYONE SAY THAT WITH ME?

all:AIM HIGH BUT TAKE YOUR TIME.

- TAKE MY DREAM, FOR INSTANCE.

RIGHT NOW I'M JUSTA SOCIAL SERVICES COORDINATOR.

BUT JUST ACROSS THE HALLWAYAWAITS THE OFFICE

OF THE SENIORSOCIAL SERVICES COORDINATOR.

IT'S ONLY A FIVE-FOOT WALKTO THAT OFFICE,

BUT FOR ME,IT'S A FIVE-YEAR PLAN.

[horn blows][all groan]

OKAY, GUYS, SEE YOUAT PRACTICE THIS AFTERNOON.

all: OH, MAN...[groaning]

- COME ON, GANG, BIG GAME'SJUST AROUND THE CORNER.

IT'S GREAT EXERCISE,

TEACHES TEAM BUILDING,CONFIDENCE,

AND IT IS MANDATORY.

- I GOT TO SAY, TWAYNE,IF I GAVE SOCIAL SERVICES

1,000-TO-1 ODDS,IT'D BE GENEROUS.

- I'LL PUT $1 MILLIONON SOCIAL SERVICES.

- TWAYNE, I DON'T KNOWIF YOU HEARD ME RIGHT.

- WITH THOSE ODDS,A SOCIAL SERVICES WIN NETS ME

A BILLION DOLLARS.

IT'S A NO-BRAINER.

- AS A BOOKIE,I'M COMPELLED TO TAKE YOUR BET.

- IS THERE IS A SECOND HALFTO THAT SENTENCE?

- NO, THAT'S IT.

- CROATIAN MAN,

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