Ugly Babies

  • Season 1, Ep 8
  • 03/20/2012
  • Views: 249,855

Keegan outs himself as someone who doesn't find all babies cute. (1:00)

- SO YOU HAVE TO TELLEVERY HUMAN BEING IN THE WORLD

THAT THEIR BABY IS CUTEWHETHER IT IS TRUE OR NOT.

YOU JUST HAVE TO.

- KEEGAN MICHAEL-KEY,NICEST GUY IN THE WORLD,

JUST OUTED HIMSELFAS SOMEBODY WHO DOESN'T

FIND ALL BABIES CUTE.

- WELL, I MEAN,WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?

GO DOWN THE STREET,YOU KNOW,

YOU SEE A LADYWITH HER STROLLER.

"OH, HI."AND YOU PEER IN,

AND THERE'S JUST, LIKE,AN INFANT BODY

AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI'S HEAD.- YEAH, YOU DON'T...

[laughter]

- THAT'S ROUGH.YOU CAN'T GO,

"WHOA!"

- NO, YEAH.- THAT'S MEAN.

- YEAH, YOU DON'T WANT TOBE PICKING UP A LITTLE BABY

WITH THE HEADOF NEWT GINGRICH,

'CAUSE THAT'SJUST UNATTRACTIVE.

YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE THAT.

- I DON'T WANT TO SEEA LADY BREASTFEEDING, YOU KNOW,

JUST RIGHT HERE...[tongue clicks]

DANNY DEVITO.- YEAH.

- [shudders]

- THERE'S NOTHING CUTE ABOUTA 3-FOOT-TALL FOREST WHITAKER.

- NO, THERE ISN'T.[laughter]

NO, THERE'S NOT.

- TALKING ABOUT"GA-GA GOO-GOO."

[laughter]

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