AND IT'S COOL. LIKE, PEOPLE ARE RECOGNIZING ME.

LIKE, THIS GIRL CAME OVER TO ME AND SHE'S LIKE,

"I SAW YOU ON TV." AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, MY GOD, I'M GONNA HAVE SEX."

I GOT HAPPY. AND THEN SHE GOES "CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION,"

IN LIKE ALL SEXY VOICE. I'M LIKE, "YEAH." SHE'S LIKE "ARE YOU RETARDED?"

- [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE] - THAT'S NOT FUNNY.

I'M LIKE, "NO, I'M NOT RETARDED.

"I MEAN, DON'T GET ME WRONG, I'M AS CLOSE TO RETARDED

"AS YOU CAN GET AND STILL LIVE ALONE, I ADMIT THAT,

"IF THERE WAS LIKE, AN ISLAND OF RETARDED PEOPLE,

"I WOULD BE THEIR KING.YEAH. THEY WOULD BE LIKE

"'HE CAN CUT HIS OWN MEAT.HE WILL LEAD US.'

[LAUGHTER, CHEERS, WHISTLES AND APPLAUSE]

"'WHO WAS THAT MAN WHO TIED BOTH HIS SHOES BY HIMSELF?

IT'S ME, SUPER RETARDO.'"

[CHEERS, WHISTLES & APPLAUSE]