AND IT'S COOL. LIKE, PEOPLE ARE RECOGNIZING ME.
LIKE, THIS GIRL CAME OVER TO ME AND SHE'S LIKE,
"I SAW YOU ON TV." AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, MY GOD, I'M GONNA HAVE SEX."
I GOT HAPPY. AND THEN SHE GOES "CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION,"
IN LIKE ALL SEXY VOICE. I'M LIKE, "YEAH." SHE'S LIKE "ARE YOU RETARDED?"
- [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE] - THAT'S NOT FUNNY.
I'M LIKE, "NO, I'M NOT RETARDED.
"I MEAN, DON'T GET ME WRONG, I'M AS CLOSE TO RETARDED
"AS YOU CAN GET AND STILL LIVE ALONE, I ADMIT THAT,
"IF THERE WAS LIKE, AN ISLAND OF RETARDED PEOPLE,
"I WOULD BE THEIR KING.YEAH. THEY WOULD BE LIKE
"'HE CAN CUT HIS OWN MEAT.HE WILL LEAD US.'
[LAUGHTER, CHEERS, WHISTLES AND APPLAUSE]
"'WHO WAS THAT MAN WHO TIED BOTH HIS SHOES BY HIMSELF?
IT'S ME, SUPER RETARDO.'"
[CHEERS, WHISTLES & APPLAUSE]
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