I remember sisters usedto get mad
when they used to see a brotherwith a white girl.
They used to be mad as hell.
They be like,"Uh-uh, I know this dude
is not walking down the streetwith a white girl."
But they don't worryabout that no more.
They don't haveto worry about that.
'Cause Asian girlshave taken over.
( laughing )
I don't know who Asian men date,but it ain't Asian women.
An Asian girl would rather datea ( bleep ) midget
than a regular sizeAsian dude.
It's gotten so bad,you drive through Chinatown,
parents are complaining.
"She bring home black."
It's gotten so bad,
white girlsare holding protests.
"Sisters, we haveto band together.
( clearing throat )
"Because these Asian bitchesare taking our black men.
"We were here first...
"I mean, second, Keisha,
"but you know what the hellI'm talking about.
"We got to stop these ho's.
"No, I'm not callingthem ho's.
"Their last name is Ho...The majority...
We just need to end it."
I'm going to digressfor one second.
Asian people have long torsos.
( laughing )
Some of y'all are like,
how could he make a generalstatement like that
about billions of people?
But Asian people havelong torsos.
And this is whatI'm talking about.
You ever see an Asian personsitting down
and when they get upthey're the same height?
Like, son of a...