Dana Gould - Weird Murder

  • Season 3 , Ep 6
  • 08/24/2012
  • Views: 9,532

Dana Gould thinks that cutting off a person's head sounds like a lot of work. (1:35)

We did have a weirdmurder in Los Angeles

about six weeks ago.

I don't know if the story gotout here.

Underneath the Hollywoodsign, they found a head.

No, it's true. Thisreally happened.

When I heard it on the news,the first thing I thought,

before I was even horrified,it was just like,

"that sounds likea lot of work."

I mean, 'cause mostmurders in L.A.

are just drive-bys orstabbings but this...

somebody had a project.

Somebody stayed up all night.

And it was so like a movie.

It was found by a guy's dogat a dog park.

I am not lying to you.

There's some poor son of agun was out there like,

"hey, buddy, whatcha getthere?

"What'd you find there, buddy?

"Whaddya got there,treasure hunter?"

[screams]

And then the world's most highstakes game of "put that down!

"Put that down! Put thatdown! Put it down!

"What if I pretend I'll kickit!

"Put it down and I'llkick it, buddy!"

All that dog is gonna hearfor the rest of its life:

"buddy, no kisses! Nokisses! No kisses!"

"I don't understand it.

Everybody thought I was ahero and now 'no kisses.'

I totally don't understand."

Oh, yeah, the dog,the dog talks.

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